Re: [笑話] 太陽打電話給草
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※ 引述《Lodbuzia (糟糕)》之銘言:
: 太陽給草打電話
: 太陽:「草你嗎?我日。」
: 草:「我草,你誰啊?」
: 太陽:「我日啊!」
: 草:「我草,你到底是誰?
: 太陽:「我日啊,你草吧。」
: 草:「他媽的,你到底是誰啊,我草!」
: 太陽:「我日,我日啊!」
: 草:「我草!」
: 此時,太陽的媽媽接過電話:「我日他媽啊,你草吧?草你媽呢?」
蔣幹給曹操打電話
蔣幹:「操你嗎?我幹。」
曹操:「我操,你誰啊?」
蔣幹:「我幹啊!」
曹操:「我操,你到底是誰啊?」
蔣幹:「我幹啊,你操吧。」
曹操:「他媽的,你到底是誰啊,我操!」
蔣幹:「我幹,我幹啊!」
曹操:「我操!」
此時蔣幹得媽媽接過電話:「我幹他媽啊,你操吧?操你媽呢?」
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