[耍冷] 生物研究學家
研究課題 : 猴子的叫聲與其情緒的關連性
一個生物學家對這個課題很有興趣,
他準備了一隻猴子、一串香蕉、一根棍子,立刻開始研究
首先他把猴子餓了三天,等到它餓到要抓狂的時候,把香蕉擺在它面前
猴子歡喜地叫了三聲 : "吱吱吱"
生物學家便在"喜"的後面寫上3,代表三聲叫聲等於歡喜的情緒
等到猴子要去抓香蕉來吃的時候,生物學家馬上把香蕉拿走
被搶走食物的猴子憤怒地"吱吱吱吱"
生物學家便在"怒"的後面寫上4,四聲叫聲就是憤怒
之後生物學家拿起棍子,往猴子的頭上招呼一陣亂棍
猴子難過地"吱吱",抱頭鼠竄
生物學家在"哀"的後面寫上2,
最後生物學家終於把那串香蕉給了猴子
看的出來猴子相當快樂,可是卻沒有發出叫聲
生物學家相當疑惑 : "奇怪,快樂怎麼會沒有叫聲呢??"
但是不論他試多少次,猴子還是沒叫
正當他為了實驗失敗而難過的時候
猴子彷彿看穿了他的心事
開口說:
"因為 樂不可吱"
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