[耍冷] 小白兔跟長頸鹿

看板joke作者 ((^_^))時間18年前 (2006/05/30 11:47), 編輯推噓148(148推 0噓 27→)
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轉錄自我們學校的笑話版 有一天 長頸鹿在路上巧遇小白兔 便跟他聊了起來 長頸鹿說:"小兔子，真希望你能知道有一個長脖子是多麼的好。 無論什麼好吃的東西，我吃的時候都會慢慢的通過我的長脖子， 那美味可以長時間的享受。" 小白兔毫無表情的看著他。 "並且，在夏天，那涼水慢慢的流過我的長脖子，是那麼的可口。 有個長脖子真是太好了！小白兔，你能想像嗎？" 小白兔慢悠悠地說：“你吐過嗎？” -- 如有op請見諒唷 -- -- ▍▍▍╳╳╳╭═══╗╳╳╳╔═══╮ ╳★╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳↘↙╳╳╳╳╳▍ ▍▍▍╳╳╳║ 最 ║╔═╮║ 好 ║╔═╮╔═╮╮╳╳ ◢◣◢◣ ╳╳╳ ▍ ▍▍▍╳╳╳╠═══╣║ ║╠═══╣║ ║╚═╮╠═╳ ████ ╳╳╳ ▍ ▍▍▍╳╳╳║ ║╠═╯║ ║╠═╯ ║║ ╳ ◥◣◤◤╳╳╳╳▍ ▍▍▍╳╳╳╚═══╯╰═╝╚═══╯╰═╝╚═╯╚═╯╳ ◥◤ ╳╳╳╳ ▍ ▍▍▍╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳ψFirstdrop -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.164.160.77
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※ lucywang0022:轉錄至某隱形看板 05/31 00:02
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※ robert304:轉錄至某隱形看板 07/07 03:58
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