Re: [問題] 內褲跟男友內褲一起丟洗衣機會懷孕嗎

看板feminine_sex作者 (大濕好溼)時間14年前 (2010/04/08 13:32), 編輯推噓55(55推 0噓 20→)
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※ 引述《blackcola (黑)》之銘言： : 問這個可能一定會有人笑我笨=.= : 可是還是有點擔心~~ : 如果我的內褲跟男友的一起丟洗衣機洗, : 剛好他的內褲又有沾精液... : 我穿上後,會懷孕嗎 : 真是害羞阿 問這個~~ : 謝謝你們 會懷孕的話,可能有三種情況 1. 妳男人的精子真的是勇猛頑強,可能有防護罩保護 經過洗衣精,水等外力破壞.然後烈日曝曬, 仍然能夠平安附著妳的在內褲上, 游進陰道之後與卵子結合. 這機率非常非常低,但是不無可能. 2. 洗衣精瓶子裡面裝的是精液,不是洗衣乳 3. 孩子的爸不是妳男友 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 211.23.209.133 ※ 編輯: jamesyu545 來自: 211.23.209.133 (04/08 13:34)
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04/08 13:37, , 1F
噗ㄘ~
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誰有那麼多精液放在洗衣精的罐子裡
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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濃縮小精液...大概是十年的量.
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04/08 14:06, , 5F
精液洗衣精 XDDDDDD
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04/08 14:28, , 6F
果然大濕~
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2跟3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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果然大師
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整罐的量不是開玩笑的 XDDDD
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3
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3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑的XD！
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2 跟 3好好好笑
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能灌滿一罐也不容易XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/08 16:33, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 100分!
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不過比較像精液的是柔軟精啦 XDDDDD
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強者!!!!
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如果是2的話，就認了吧，整罐的量不是一般人能做到的
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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整罐超濃縮…金胎哥＝　＝
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04/08 18:13, , 27F
那洗衣精一定很臭 XDDDDD
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04/08 18:16, , 28F
原po可以轉笨板了 到底健教在學什麼阿?天阿
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04/08 18:22, , 29F
笑翻了 原po超屌
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04/08 19:25, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我大笑
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04/08 19:28, , 31F
1根本就不可能= =||||
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不過真的頗好笑XDD
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04/08 19:47, , 35F
嘴角失守
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04/08 19:54, , 36F
3是正解.
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04/08 20:05, , 37F
雖然是笑了，但也覺得現在的性教育真的很.....
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04/08 20:48, , 38F
這能不能轉阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/08 21:04, , 39F
1的話是救世主吧...請把他生下來吧...
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我想很認真的回答，要是這樣你能懷孕。妳男友最好去檢驗一
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下精子的活耀程度...
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一定是3啦XD
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大笑!!!!!!!!
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※ andyan207:轉錄至看板 joke 04/09 00:18
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04/09 00:18, , 49F
借我轉一下..感激不盡
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屌..
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選項3是正解!
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太搞笑了~~呵呵
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04/09 11:32, , 57F
3是唯一解 (無誤 XDDDDD
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看到2...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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幹嘛這樣...人家是認真問 而且也真的發生過因為這樣懷孕的
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04/09 22:37, , 60F
樓上...你從哪看來的? 新聞沒報過好不好
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3
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超好笑XDDD
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果然是大濕 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/10 12:26, , 64F
真的能的話 人類能不能過2012就看這孩子了
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把這孩子生下來你就是聖母瑪莉亞
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如果是2的話，OO不會跳起來嗎一一?
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04/11 18:40, , 70F
3是唯一解
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3 無限....
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難得看到一篇我忍不住笑了出來 XDDD
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