[問題/行為] 非法入侵後被我判無期徒刑的貓已回收
就是有關約三四個禮拜非法入侵到我家的貓
由於罪行重大,且犯貓坦承不諱
裁決是無期徒刑
現在在我家服刑(服刑中變胖是哪招.....)
目前表現良好
會呼嚕也會撒嬌,過的舒舒服服的
只是有幾個小問題有待解決
列舉如下:
1.前一刻還在腿上呼嚕,去廁所後,回來馬上躲起來+哈氣,如何說服他廁所不是異空間
且只要我一進門,該員馬上藏匿(也就那幾個點,隨便都找的到),不接受檢閱。
2.將我的右膝蓋內側(沒錯!!只有那個部位)當成玩物,不時趁我補眠期間突擊,有妨害
睡眠之實。
3.請推薦適當的貓砂,除了有異味外,貓砂常四散各地,房間逐漸沙漠化,生態環境慘遭
蹂躪。
4.晚上期間以時數高達200km/h(推估)高速衝撞某方面(四次),因某方面為男人之最痛,請
求有無矯正之方法?
以上幾個小問題,懇請各位大德惠與協助,本人感激不盡。
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