Re: [耍冷] 誰到了凱道...會很感動
劇情提要:
阿扁旋風現身凱道
試圖緩和紅民情緒
卻遭無數遠程攻擊
阿扁冷笑右手一揮
一群綠民蜂擁而出
一場驚天地泣鬼神的戰鬥即將展開......3000000-men Battle Royal!!!!!!
主播A: Red and Green, beat the holy hell out of each other!!!
(紅綠兩勢力 激烈萬分地打了起來!!!)
(RVD衝入人群)
主播B: Wait a minute!
(等等!)
主播A: It's RVD!!!!!!
(是RVD!!! RVD出現了!!!)
主播B: RVD's all fire up!!!
(RVD火力全開啊!!!)
(阿扁被天外飛來的一張紅色鐵椅擊倒 仰躺在地)
(RVD趁亂溜進總統府)
主播A: Where is RVD going?
(RVD要去哪裡?)
(過了半分鐘......)
主播B: Oh my GOD!
(我的天啊!)
主播A: It can't be!
(不會吧!)
(不知何時 RVD已經爬上了總統府的塔頂!!!!!!)
主播B: No, Rob! Don't do this!!!
(不! Rob! 別做傻事啊!!!)
主播A: Somebody stop him!!!
(誰來阻止他啊!!!)
RVD: (http://0rz.net/de1Ss 連續三次) (感謝qoiiwwe大大提供圖片)
現場所有紅民精神大振 與RVD齊聲高呼:倒! 倒! 倒!
隨即RVD就飛身而下 對著倒在地上的阿扁使出一記超高超長度的......
500-star Frog Splash!!!!!! 五百星級蛙撲!!!!!!
紅民: 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔 喔 喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔
喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔 喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔
(ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!..)
喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔 喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔
喔喔 喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔 喔喔喔
主播B: Here's the cover!!!
(RVD壓制阿扁!!!)
綠民們大驚想要衝入救援 卻被紅民們擋下來!!!
幾個衝進去的卻被馬洨九架設的帶刺拒馬攔下!!!
被紅民買通的裁判馬洨九開始拍地數秒!!!
ONE!!!!!! TWO!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RVD獲勝!!!
主播A: We have NEW president!!!
(我們有新總統了!!!)
主播B: RVD ended A-bian's 6-year reign!!!
(RVD終結了阿扁的六年統治!!!)
司儀: Here's your winner, and your NEW~~~~~~ Taiwan President~~~~~~
Rob~~~! Van~~~! Dam~~~!!!!!! (http://0rz.net/de1Ss 紅民們一起做如此手勢)
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