Re: [閒聊] 旁邊的同事上班會自言自語
前文恕刪
公司也有一位奇葩的女同事,雖然不同部門,可是因為影印機等機器都在我的辦
公室,所以她必須時常過來使用。
如果只是普通的小聲自言自語我會盡可能假裝沒聽見,偏偏這位同事永遠!是永
遠!!!都必須要以高分貝的娃娃音跟機器對話並配合誇張的肢體動作。
例1:哇~~~今天影印機好乖乖唷~~~都沒有卡紙耶!你自己說你是不是好棒棒呢?(扭動身體)
例2:吼唷~~~碎紙機你壞壞耶!一次只能碎那麼少張,你這樣害我浪費青春,嫁不出去你要
養我嗎?(邊輕拍機器邊剁腳)
我都以為那些機器名字叫王董或是陳總了...。你以為可以不要理她嗎?不!她會輪流點名
辦公室的大家並且誠懇的尋問大家的意見,希望你可以跟她一起稱讚或是指責機器們。
發這篇文的同時她正在我的面前對著電話訴說她昨晚吃太辣,胃到現在還很不舒服...。
是希望電話筒吐出一盒吉胃福適錠嗎!!!???
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 42.72.246.17
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/WomenTalk/M.1494472254.A.52B.html
→
05/11 11:11, , 1F
05/11 11:11, 1F
推
05/11 11:12, , 2F
05/11 11:12, 2F
→
05/11 11:13, , 3F
05/11 11:13, 3F
→
05/11 11:14, , 4F
05/11 11:14, 4F
→
05/11 11:14, , 5F
05/11 11:14, 5F
推
05/11 11:17, , 6F
05/11 11:17, 6F
推
05/11 11:21, , 7F
05/11 11:21, 7F
推
05/11 11:22, , 8F
05/11 11:22, 8F
→
05/11 11:22, , 9F
05/11 11:22, 9F
推
05/11 11:23, , 10F
05/11 11:23, 10F
推
05/11 11:23, , 11F
05/11 11:23, 11F
推
05/11 11:24, , 12F
05/11 11:24, 12F
→
, , 13F
不,她才22歲,是個清秀的小女生,一點也不醜其實外型很可愛。
05/11 11:24
推
05/11 11:26, , 14F
05/11 11:26, 14F
→
05/11 11:27, , 15F
05/11 11:27, 15F
推
05/11 11:30, , 16F
05/11 11:30, 16F
→
05/11 11:46, , 17F
05/11 11:46, 17F
推 Irene309: 如果是偶爾的話 其實挺可愛的XDD
是每天!搞到最後她休假沒來我會默默的有點失落... 05/11 11:50
→
05/11 11:53, , 18F
05/11 11:53, 18F
推
05/11 12:07, , 19F
05/11 12:07, 19F
推
05/11 12:19, , 20F
05/11 12:19, 20F
推
05/11 12:21, , 21F
05/11 12:21, 21F
推
05/11 12:25, , 22F
05/11 12:25, 22F
推
05/11 12:29, , 23F
05/11 12:29, 23F
推
05/11 12:40, , 24F
05/11 12:40, 24F
推
05/11 12:41, , 25F
05/11 12:41, 25F
推
05/11 12:42, , 26F
05/11 12:42, 26F
推
05/11 12:42, , 27F
05/11 12:42, 27F
推
05/11 12:44, , 28F
05/11 12:44, 28F
上次她對著傳不出去的傳真機說:你這壞死人的小淘氣,再這樣人家不來了!←這個算嗎..
.(眼神死)
※ 編輯: bellezabug (42.72.246.17), 05/11/2017 12:49:18
※ 編輯: bellezabug (42.72.246.17), 05/11/2017 12:51:47
推
05/11 13:01, , 29F
05/11 13:01, 29F
推
05/11 13:13, , 30F
05/11 13:13, 30F
推
05/11 13:30, , 31F
05/11 13:30, 31F
推
05/11 13:31, , 32F
05/11 13:31, 32F
推
05/11 13:34, , 33F
05/11 13:34, 33F
→
05/11 13:37, , 34F
05/11 13:37, 34F
→
05/11 13:37, , 35F
05/11 13:37, 35F
→
05/11 13:49, , 36F
05/11 13:49, 36F
推
05/11 14:02, , 37F
05/11 14:02, 37F
推
05/11 14:03, , 38F
05/11 14:03, 38F
→
05/11 14:07, , 39F
05/11 14:07, 39F
推
05/11 14:12, , 40F
05/11 14:12, 40F
推
05/11 15:04, , 41F
05/11 15:04, 41F
推
05/11 15:20, , 42F
05/11 15:20, 42F
→
05/11 15:41, , 43F
05/11 15:41, 43F
→
05/11 15:47, , 44F
05/11 15:47, 44F
推
05/11 16:53, , 45F
05/11 16:53, 45F
推
05/11 16:57, , 46F
05/11 16:57, 46F
推
05/11 17:26, , 47F
05/11 17:26, 47F
→
05/11 17:26, , 48F
05/11 17:26, 48F
推
05/11 17:57, , 49F
05/11 17:57, 49F
推
05/11 18:00, , 50F
05/11 18:00, 50F
推
05/11 18:10, , 51F
05/11 18:10, 51F
推
05/11 19:14, , 52F
05/11 19:14, 52F
推
05/11 19:44, , 53F
05/11 19:44, 53F
推
05/11 21:01, , 54F
05/11 21:01, 54F
推
05/11 21:22, , 55F
05/11 21:22, 55F
推
05/11 21:24, , 56F
05/11 21:24, 56F
→
05/11 21:24, , 57F
05/11 21:24, 57F
推
05/11 23:11, , 58F
05/11 23:11, 58F
→
05/11 23:12, , 59F
05/11 23:12, 59F
推
05/11 23:24, , 60F
05/11 23:24, 60F
推
05/12 00:47, , 61F
05/12 00:47, 61F
推
05/12 01:18, , 62F
05/12 01:18, 62F
推
05/12 06:35, , 63F
05/12 06:35, 63F
推
05/12 11:31, , 64F
05/12 11:31, 64F
推
08/25 02:17, , 65F
08/25 02:17, 65F
討論串 (同標題文章)
完整討論串 (本文為第 5 之 5 篇):
閒聊
85
164