Re: [威家] Twitter
這篇太好笑了! 我看到前面的時候還想大威是失心瘋嗎?
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Venuseswilliams
I am going to hang out with @serenawilliams now.what are you all up to? I'm
a geek I am going to help write Serena's paper later.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams is the best lil sister ever.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
I am going to give my son Harry to Serena cause she loves him so much!!!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
I am going to start hanging with Serena more cause she is cooler than me!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you can have my car. Cause I love u so much. And all my
clothes and hats too cause I know u want them!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you deserve me to pay all of the bills at the house. So I
will it's the least i can do because you are my doubles partner
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you karaoke so much better than me. Basically I suck.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams I love u with all my heart.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you are my best friend. If u need me to punch gonzo I will
and I will break his jaw because I am super mean! Yeaaaaaaa!!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
Please excuse the last tweets, my cooing was broken into by guess who!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
Its a shame when you aren't safe in your own home...when your phone can be
kidnapped by a random person! (@serenawilliams) Brutal!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams Harry will be withdrawn from your school!
6 May
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大威:
我現在準備跟Serena一起出去 晚點還要幫Serena寫他的報告
Serena Williams是世界上最好的妹妹
我要把我的狗兒子Harry送給Serena 我知道她很愛我的狗!!!
我要更常跟Serena在一起 因為她比我還要酷!
Serena,你可以開我的車 因為我太愛你了 所有衣服跟帽子也可以拿去 我知道你想要!
Serena,你值得我付掉所有帳單 這是我能替你付出最少的 因為你是我的雙打搭檔
Serena,你的卡拉ok唱得實在比我好得多 基本上我唱的爛透了
Serena,我全心全意的愛你
Serena,你是我最好的朋友 如果你要我去揍人我就去 還把他的下巴打破 我超賤的 Ya!
請大家原諒我前面幾個tweet 猜猜是誰把我快搞瘋了!
當我安全在家 我的手機卻被某人(Serena)綁架了 簡直是個恥辱!
Serena, Harry不會陪你去學校了!
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