[文花] ANSI - 世足賽應景
唔......就是如標題的東西
靈感來自於各國足球戰術的惡搞圖,像這樣:
http://www.acegames.us/forum/jokes-section/49262-football-team-tactics.html
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The Kouma Plan ●
● 紅魔的戰術 ● ●
│ ●
│
│ ●
● │ ●
───┐ │ ┌───
│ し─┼─﹑ │ ●
─┐ │ / │ \ │ ┌─
│ ├╮ │ ● │ │ ▁▂▃▄▆● ╭┤ │
●───→●───────────────────────────────→
│ ├╯ ◥◣ │ │ │ ╰┤ │
─┘ | ◥◣ \ │ / │ └─
│ ◥ ◣ 个─┼─へ ● │
───┘ ◥●◣ │ └───
● │
│● ●
│
● │ ● ●
無休,無情,無忌。 (球速超過495km/h是很正常的事情) ●
Radical, efficient, unstoppable... (ball's speed may reach 495 km/h)
The Moriya Plan
● ● 守矢的戰術
● │ ●
│ ●
●←───●
● / │ ↖
───┐ / │ \ ● ┌───
│ / し─┼─﹑ \ │ /\
─┐ │ / / │ \ \ ││┌↘
│ ├╮ / │ ● │ │ \ ╭┤││
●───────/───────────────→● ││││WTF??
│ ├╯ / │ │ │ ╰┤││●
─┘ | / \ │ / ╭╯└─
│ / 个─┼─へ ╭───╮ ● ╭╯
───┘/ │● │ │ ╭╯└───
/ _____________/ ● ╰─────╯ ●
↙ / │
● ● / ● ● │
\___/ │ ●
攻門者的位置......視風向而定。
Depending on the wind, the striker's position may vary...
The Eientei Plan ●〞
● 永遠亭的戰術 ●〞
│
● │ Goal: Kaguya Houraisan-90'+853
│ ●〞
● │ ●〞
───┐ ●〞 │ ● ┌───
│ し─┼─﹑ ↗| │
─┐ │ / │ \ / | │zzzZZZ...
│ ├╮ │ ● │ │ / | ╭┤ │●
●───────→● │ │ │ / ●〞| ││ │
│ ├╯ \ │ │ │ / | ╰┤ │↗
─┘ | \ \ │ / / | │ /─
│ \ 个─┼─へ / | │/
───┘ \ │ / | /───
\ │ / ● | / ●〞
\ / | /
↘ / | /
● ●〞 ● │ ↓/ ●〞
持續奮戰,並在傷停時間內攻入致勝球。 ● ●〞
Keep fighting, then score the winning goal during the injury time.
The Sanzu no Kawa Plan │ ●
三途川的戰術 ● │ ●
│
● │ ● ●
│
● │ ●
─────┐ │ ┌──
│ ● し──┼﹑ │
──┐ │ ● / │ \ │┌─
│ ├╮ │ │ │ ╭┤│
● │ ││ │ ● ● │ │││●
│ ├╯ │ │ │ ╰┤│
──┘ | ● \ │ / │└─
│ ● 个──┼へ ● │
─────┘ ● │ └──
│ ●
│ ●
● │
│ ● ●
因為我們的半場離我們比較近,所以看起來比較大。
Own half of the field looks larger because it is more close to us.
The Sunflower Plan
● 向日葵的戰術
\ ●──→● │
\ | │
\ | │
● \ | │
───┐ | \ | │ ▁▂▃▄▄▅▅▆▆▆▆▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
│ | \ | ◢█▁▁▂▂▃▃▃▄▄▄▄▅▅▅▅▅▅▅
─┐ │ | \ | ◢ ◢██▁▁▂▂▂▃▃▃▃▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
│ ├╮ ↓ ↘↓◢◢◢███████████████████
●─────→●──────→●██████████████████████
│ ├╯ ↗↑◥◥◥███████████████████
─┘ | / | ◥ ◥██▇▇▆▆▆▅▅▅▅▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
│ / | ◥█▇▇▆▆▅▅▅▄▄▄▄▃▃▃▃▃▃▃
───┘ ● | │ ▇▆▅▄▄▃▃▂▂▂▂▁▁▁▁▁▁▁
↗ | │
/ ● │
/ ↗ │
/ / │
● / 球給幽香。
● Give Yuka the ball.
The Hakugyokurou Plan ●
● 白玉樓的戰術
● │ ● ●
│
│
● ● │
───┐ ●──────→● ● ┌───
│ ↗ し─┼─﹑ │ │
─┐ │ / / │ \ │ Yum Yum │ ┌─
│ ├╮ / │ │ │ │ ● ╭┤ │
●──────→● / │ │ │ │ / ││ │●
│ ├╯ │ / │ │ │ │ / ╰┤ │
─┘ | │ / \ │ / ↓/ ● │ └─
│ ↓/ ● 个─┼─へ !?● │
───┘ ● │ └───
│
● │
● │ ●
│
幽幽子大人,那不是食物...... ●
Yuyuko-sama, it is not food......
The Hakurei Plan
● ● 博麗的戰術 ◢███◣ ●
/ ↖ │ ◢█████◣
↙ ● \ │ scary scary ███████
───────● ●←───────●≡● ███████←────
● │ ● ███████ ˙ ˙
───┐ ● │ ●≡● ◥█████◤ ┌\─|
│ ∞ し─┼─﹑ ↑Ohh ◥███◤ \│ \↓
─┐ │ ◢◣ / │ \ │ \ ┌↘
│ ├╮ █ ?? │ │ │ │ ˙─────\─→
●──────█ ● │ │ │ │ ˙────────→↘●rz
│ ├╯ █ │ │ │ ● ˙───────→
─┘ | ◥◤ \ │ / ↖ │ └─
│ ∞ 个─┼─へ \ │
───┘ ● │ \ └──∞
│ \ !! ◢◣
● │● \ ● █
● │ ●←──────█
● │ █
她們從不擔心規則。她們就是規則。 ◥◤
They never care about the rules. They ARE the rules. ∞
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