[鬱悶] 媽媽很反對抽菸
為了這件事困擾了好幾年了。
我媽是觀念很傳統的人,
對她來說女生抽菸就等於是站壁的,
沒辦法扭轉她的觀念,這樣也還好,
只要不被發現就好了吧?
但偏偏她又是對菸味異常敏感的人,
只要抽過菸,沒有洗過澡她一定聞得出來,
噴香水熊寶貝完全沒用,
據她的說法是她舌頭會麻麻的。
那好吧,我尊重她,在家裡我完全不抽菸,
可是在我自己的生活裡我是一定會抽的,
我媽只要來租屋處找我一定會開始罵,
說我怎麼又抽菸怎麼還不戒,
明明房間都收超乾淨可是就是會被聞出來,
連安全帽她都說有菸味,我自己是聞不到啦天曉得她鼻子到底多靈。
就這樣一直反覆,
我抽了3年她就邊唸邊罵了3年,
而我怎麼解釋都沒用,
像是跟她說我功課壓力有時很大抽菸會讓我舒緩一點 (她:騙肖欸)
寫東西沒靈感抽菸可以放鬆 (她:騙肖欸)
心情不好抽菸會好一點點 (她:騙肖欸)
很多女藝人都抽菸阿你喜歡的張曼玉還不是會抽 (她:唉唷女藝人以前都嘛要陪睡的)
反正抽菸就是很低等的事情。
這樣久了其實很無奈,我已經盡力了,
我不可能戒菸,至少現在不想,
時間到了我自己就會戒,
我又不是大逆不道的在她面前抽,
為什麼這樣還不肯稍微容忍我一點?
我也會喝酒,喝酒也不好阿,
但她看到空酒瓶就不會說什麼。
女生抽菸就是一件天理不容的事情,
一堆男生整天嘴砲說什麼女生抽菸直接零分,
見鬼了好像抽菸的女生都很渴望被他們追一樣,
那相對的我也可以歧視不抽菸的人,
不抽菸請不要當我男友,
但有時候就是很生氣。
常在想如果我是男生是不是我媽就不會這樣了?
我媽常說你又沒在做什麼大事業幹嘛學人家抽菸,
難道抽菸就只能是企業家大老闆的權利嗎?
抱怨歸抱怨,下一次回家還不是又要小心翼翼偽裝得好像沒抽了一樣,
等著某個環節出包被發現又被臭罵一頓。
唉。 ( ′-`)y-~
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