[少年] 鳴人你實在太秋了,為什麼你可以這麼秋?
小小防一下雷
你真的太秋了,我真的不知道你憑什麼這麼秋
記得好多年以前,你跟中二佐助講過一句話:現在我們都是超一流忍者了!!
超一流忍者?
是我耳包還是你講錯?
超一流忍者?
這是三小?
在我心目中要同時精通忍術體術幻術,還要有精明頭殼人才有資格叫"超一流忍者"
所以我會認為自來也是超一流忍者,鼬是超一流忍者,
甚至卡卡西說他是超一流忍者我也點頭稱讚
現在看看你會什麼?
體術零分 幻術零分 忍術30分(滿分100) 智商5分
你憑什麼這麼秋?
我一直不覺得螺旋丸算是忍術,他只是把查克拉揉一揉丟出去而已
更可恥的是你連揉這種東西都不會!!
看一下其他人好了,你老爸,你師傅,卡卡西
他們都只要一隻手或兩隻手就可以發動螺旋丸
你揉個查克拉都要開影分身,還說什麼超一流忍者?
如果今天超一流忍者改成這樣你也許就有資格了
超一流忍者=相信我+爆走+主角威能
看看這位超一流忍者的光榮戰績:
打佐助打不贏=>爆走五尾狀態
打大蛇丸打不贏=>爆走五尾狀態
打佩恩打不贏=>爆走八尾狀態
還有一個不知道打誰,也是爆走到媽媽出來救
反正打不贏就開九尾嘛,你根本就跟九尾超級熟吧
上一話還很暢秋說什麼:我風遁超強!!你們的風遁都比我弱!!
結果咧?你的超強風遁有打贏人家雷影嗎?沒有啊!!!
啊不是你最強忍術?啊不是很秋?再暴九尾啊?
真的很欠人訐詨啊你
然後尾獸螺旋丸又做不出來?上一話鋪的梗在哪裡?你修行是修假的是不是?
看一下隔壁棚的海賊吧,人家是貨真價實的有在練功啊!
打不贏然後咧?
竟然是CALL OUT?
現在還在打電話問功夫?
可不可以再沒用一點?
你打佐助是不是要九尾幫你用刪去法?你打斑的時候是不是六道仙人會幫你三選一?
我實在是受不了你沒本事還這麼秋
你的情況在現實裡會是怎樣?
試想像一下:
我家的牆壁漏水了,然後我找了一位超一流抓漏師傅
這位超一流師傅不會接水管,不會補牆壁,只有一隻活動扳手然後力氣超大
東西修不好的時候會爆走砸爛我家牆壁,
然後回過頭跟我說:相信我吧!!你家牆壁不會再漏水了!!
騙銷!!!這樣你敢說你是超一流抓漏師傅(忍者)?
我一看到你就想吐!!
在我心目中你永遠是吊車尾的!!
就算你真的當上火影也是一樣!!
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