[大哭] 你也是在這裡買的嗎?
看板StupidClown作者m7773988 (藤木你太卑鄙了)時間6年前 (2017/06/06 21:53)推噓839(841推 2噓 64→)留言907則, 875人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
今天跟男友去看神力女超人(非常推),
入場前我們買了電影院的爆米花跟吉拿棒墊墊胃
搶食過程中我感覺男友眼神一直透過我飄向我旁邊那位熱褲妹子
正當我要發脾氣時,男友開口了
「欸,為什麼他那根那麼粗?」
於是我臉紅心跳氣喘吁吁的轉過頭偷看熱褲妹子的男友(以下簡稱粗男),
不看不知道,看了嚇一跳
他的那根真的好粗啊啊啊啊啊
怎麼會有那麼粗的吉拿棒啦!!!
我跟男友就像鄉巴佬一樣在那邊粗來粗去的讚嘆著他的那根時(我是說吉拿棒)
粗男似乎有聽到,便看了男友一眼。
既然對到眼,我男友也就大了起來(我是說膽子)
「呃不好意思,請問你那個那麼大的吉拿棒也是這裡買的嗎?」男友鼓起勇氣問
粗男並沒有馬上回答男友,只是意味深長的看著他
「我這個是油條」
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