[無言] 91_阿嬤可以不要點煙嗎
看板StupidClown作者etgoetgo (領養代替購買)時間7年前 (2017/04/10 00:57)推噓216(220推 4噓 20→)留言244則, 237人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
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今天是愉快的救護班,
突然聽到值班台:
其他案件,其他案件!
緊急出動九么(救護車)、么么(攻擊車)
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其他案件!?其他案件什麼鬼啊,下分隊3個月第一次聽到其他案件
就聽學長:是瓦斯漏氣,快
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到了現場瓦斯味超重不說,氣體五用偵測器更是響個沒完
那木造建築外,學長吼了好多聲都沒人回應
隨著時間過去
水霧防護及封鎖線都準備妥妥der
學長學姊在前門的攻擊無效後,轉而往後方的木牆破壞
好在木造建築的設計,幾腳就開了
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就看一個阿嬤躺在床上睡覺
學長:阿嬤!阿嬤!
阿嬤!
妳有沒有怎麼樣(狂搖)
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就看阿嬤悠悠轉醒(還好人沒事TT)
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學長:阿嬤阿嬤,裏頭很危險,我們先出來啦(牽)
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阿嬤:賀啦(好啦)、賀啦,
然後轉身打開抽屜
拿了
一包菸
對,就是一包菸
然後
又拿了一個打火機
然後...
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阿嬤熟練的把煙靠近嘴巴,隨手拿起那打火機!!!
學長狂吼:「幹!阿罵妳不要點煙啦,出去啦」
我差點就要去彩虹橋看我阿嬤了呢,嘻嘻。
唉~阿嬤,
妳下次可不可以不要在充滿瓦斯的房間內,
當著消防人員面前點煙嗎
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