[童年]我會乖乖的 拜託媽媽你不要生妹妹
這個故事
我之前講過
但是我覺得PO笨版更適合
某天 我去麥當勞吃消夜
由於前面排隊很長
我就必須聽到前面的母子對話
因為有點荒謬
所以我就決定分享了~~~
媽媽肚子大大的 應該是有孕在身
然後那個DD就一直問
為甚麼要生妹妹???
媽媽: 怕你很孤單沒有人跟你玩
DD: 我一個人也會過得很好 不需要妹妹
媽媽: 你太壞了
有妹妹你才會覺得自己當哥哥了 才會乖
DD: 那我現在開始變乖 我不要妹妹
媽媽:= =..... 反正就是有妹妹就對了
DD: 我不要QAQ
我要自己一個人過得好好的
不需要誰陪我 我也會自己很乖
媽媽: 不然你跟你爸講
(後來爸爸也來排隊了~~~~~)
DD: 我不要妹妹!!!!!!!!!
爸爸: 等到妹妹出來跟你玩
你就不會這樣想了
DD: 那我不喜歡的話 妹妹會走嗎?
(((後來他們就很尷尬)))
幸好點餐排到了0.0/
不然我在後面快笑出來了-.-
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