[童年] 別人家的就是比較好
媽媽從我小時候常常一直說別人家的孩子
多優秀 多聽話 多懂事
一開始會覺得自已不應該
大概上高中就開始麻木
已經成為耳邊風
不知道哪一年
過年回家到親戚家拜年
他們家的孩子跟我同年
一直忙進忙出
我媽又開始感嘆自己沒有這樣乖巧的兒子了
(明明我也會做事齁)
媽媽:唉... 為什麼我小孩沒辦法像妳們的一樣
(省略無意義發言)
你怎麼不學學人家啊?
也許是受夠了
我腦筋突然靈光乍現
我:對啊... 妳看人家媽媽教育多成功啊?
妳要不要學學人家啊?
旁邊親戚憋笑到臉紅
我媽氣到臉紅閃人
親戚:你好像很有道理耶
堂姐:哈哈哈 沒辦法反駁啊!
然後這樣回應個4、5次
我媽再也不會拿我跟別人比了
河河河
不過我還是很愛我媽媽喔!
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誒誒
下一句是
但我還是最愛妳了
然後給媽媽一個擁抱啊!
※ 編輯: fattyfatty (123.241.165.2), 05/04/2016 02:41:23
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我承認自己被養壞的...
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