[無言] 天兵學生
情境:國三複習
我:同學,中國代表母親的上古神明是哪位?(答:西王母)
同學甲:女媧
我:答的不錯,可惜不是,再猜
天兵:聶小倩!
我:......(爆血)她是女鬼,不是神明......
此時,天兵再度來記致命絕殺
天兵:啊我說錯了啦!她是許仙的老婆!
我:......(動脈被挖斷)那是白蛇傳啊啊啊!
還剩二十二天......撐下去@@
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