[大哭] 我的手機掉到馬桶裡
上了一整天的課回到租屋處
拖著沉重的步伐走進了浴室
連手機都忘記拿出來
正當我把衣服都脫下來
放到衣架的平臺上時
聽到了噗通一聲(⊙_⊙)咦?
到底是什麼聲音
什麼!!我的手機居然掉進了馬桶
當下除了以迅雷不及掩耳的速度
把手機從這片汪洋中救出
真的不知道還能做什麼了
CPR AED 哈姆立克
沖脫泡蓋送
濕搓沖捧擦
都用上了不過還是回天乏術
手機大概中了很大的內傷
顱內出血外加全身粉碎性骨折
當我再次打開手機的時候已經變成這樣了
http://i.imgur.com/ejVDISI.jpg
當下的心情真的很鬱卒
跟別人聊天的紀錄還有照片什麼的
全部都沒了(〒︿〒)
雖然我常常嫌你太大隻又很LAG
不過你也不要想不開
就直接跳樓自殺啊
(生命專線1995請愛惜生命人生
是非常美好的自殺不能解決一切)
明天到底誰來叫我起床?
上課無聊的時候又要找誰陪我?
沒有你我真的活不下去啊
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其實我當下已經馬上把手機關機了,然後才把背蓋打開檢查有沒有進水,確定裡面只有幾
滴小水滴我才又開機的,依我的判斷大概是受到強烈的撞擊吧QAQ
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※ 編輯: john199730 (101.14.195.183), 04/15/2016 16:53:11
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