[恍神] 餓到失心瘋
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嘛,突然想起大學做過最扯的一件事...
那是在某天放學後(after school?
因為忙報告,一整天都還沒進食,
五臟廟都不五臟了我說(其實當時也沒錢
於是乎,趕回宿舍後就是先找儲備泡麵,
但該死的是,我記起來最後一包早在昨晚宵
夜就被隔壁好噴友借走了,沒辦法,只好厚
著臉皮再去要回來,也剛好他還沒吃掉!
但慘的是,
他跟我說之所以還在,是因為飲水機壞了沒熱水,只有冷水。
WTF?
這時我餓瘋了,突然靈光一閃,
我跑去浴室,
用洗澡水泡泡麵
用洗澡水泡泡麵
用洗澡水泡泡麵
因為事後想想自己也覺得扯所以要說三遍。
我當下還開心的去跟好噴友炫耀,
他還驚訝的問我怎麼泡的,
說完實情後,他瞬間搶走我手上的泡麵並在我驚恐的喊出聲之前倒掉了。
[你衝三小!!!!我的泡麵阿!!!!!]
[你他娘的智障是不,洗澡水泡出來的能吃嗎?]
[呃,不能嗎?熱水超燙的耶!!]
[林娘的...你真的餓瘋了,我借你錢啦!!]
[唉唷,早說咩,我餓到快瘋了。]
於是我吃的頗飽。
謝謝觀賞,啾咪。
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