Re: [大哭] 我.....我不是娘泡,只是怕蟑螂
看板StupidClown作者angel592726 (醜比頭還沒發芽)時間10年前 (2014/03/13 16:00)推噓83(83推 0噓 23→)留言106則, 88人參與討論串4/12 (看更多)
(噁文慎入,很恐怖)
看到i大回的那篇,
我也來分享自己的經驗。
那是我大概十歲左右時候的事。
小時候住的透天厝在一樓客廳後面有間小廁所和約一坪左右的儲藏間,
我們放一個木鞋櫃在那儲藏間,
是擺放雜物用的。
那個空間因為沒有對外窗,
又在房子最裡邊,
是個陰暗又潮濕的所在。
有天媽媽說要大掃除,
帶著我要去清掃後面的小空間,
但在我印象中我們好像沒怎麼掃過那裡。
我們打算從鞋櫃後面開始清理,
於是媽媽就搬動那個鞋櫃。
先是有幾隻蟑螂竄出,
媽媽不以為意,
於是把木櫃整個往前移......
不動則已,一動驚人。
我看見成堆成群的大小隻蟑螂從鞋櫃底下鑽出...
萬蟑奔騰。
這不是5.60隻的程度...
是幾百隻阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我們動到蟑螂的本營了!!!
我媽尖叫一聲開始揮舞掃把,
我則是愣在原地,
完全不曉得眼前發生什麼事情.....
直到......
飛舞亂竄的蟑螂爬上我的腳趾頭...
衝進我的髮際...
飛在我耳邊振翅...
爬到我的臉上......
阿啊啊啊啊啊啊啊唔喔喔喔喔喔吼吼吼吼吼!!!!!!!!!!
我腦袋一片空白,
把身上的蟑螂全拍掉,
雙手揮舞擋掉要飛撲上來的蟑螂,
然後兩隻腳猛踩地上的蟑螂。
在我腳下的蟑螂屍體越來越多,
我感覺到我腳下有坨......
軟軟黏黏的感覺 (嘔)
這感覺可跟踩到便便完全不一樣,
還能感覺到蟑螂身體的酥脆感...(嘔嘔嘔)
震耳欲聾的蟑螂飛翅聲,
啪嚓啪擦啪擦啪擦啪擦...
我一輩子都忘不掉那個聲音...
難怪我總在後面上廁所時經常看到喇蚜出沒在那。
後來才發現原來是因為木櫃的底部長時間浸水變軟爛了,
成為蟑螂的絕佳溫床。
我也從那之後,
再也不怕蟑螂了。
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