[無言] 麻雀這樣做..對嗎
看板StupidClown作者jklifespan (enginedidi)時間11年前 (2013/05/23 17:31)推噓275(277推 2噓 19→)留言298則, 290人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
前天下午大雨來到，每個在路上毫無防備的路人開始逃竄
其中也包含我和我同學
下課後沒帶雨傘雨衣就是很悲劇
你只能選擇淋雨衝回家
反正回家洗個澡就好
悲劇就這樣開始了..................
強者我同學自己衝到最前面開始吶喊
阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
整個讓我傻眼，有必要這樣嗎
正當我猶豫沒幾秒的慢慢跟在後面
當時大雨磅礡，眼前視線不明顯
只看見前方的他突然停下身來，手遮住嘴巴
當我上前察看他情形
他說
幹!有麻雀飛到我嘴巴裏面啦 (嘴巴裏面還真的有幾根毛)
哈哈哈哈哈，幹
我自己居然笑到下巴脫臼...(我國中曾有一次吃蘋果吃太大口造成下巴骨頭位置偏掉)
然後你就會看雨中兩個人遮著嘴巴
一個被麻雀口爆..........
另一個
下巴合不起來.............
PS.那隻麻雀當時進去嘴巴那一煞那(麻雀沒有完全衝進嘴巴內)，立馬被我同學吐出來
然後小麻雀就這樣闖入異世界之後裝沒事的飛走了...
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