[大哭] 我不想一次補充那麼多蛋白質
這件事肯定是我永遠的陰影……
小時候,常常跟我堂妹以前玩
女生嘛,玩點正常的芭比娃娃,在把他們剝到一個不正常的裸體
別說你沒剝過,快自首
好啦
有一天我們玩一玩口很渴,看到桌上有瓶喝到一半的麥香紅茶
看到堂妹也盯上那一瓶,我立馬一個箭步衝上前,紅茶GET!!!
我自豪的用力吸一口紅茶
發現
乾……有料……居然…有料…滿滿的料?
我手指沾一下舌尖上的料
是螞蟻……
乾!!!這放多久了啊!!!!!
你以為這樣笨點就結束了嗎
當我看著堂妹失落的表情
我心裡居然萌生北七一個想法
「拎祖母帥一個箭步搶到紅茶,怎麼可以出糗,我一定要很滿足的喝完」
然後我堂妹難過的哭著看我喝完紅茶折完鋁箔包丟入垃圾桶
真正想哭的是我啊!!!!!!!!
我小時候腦袋是不是裝屎啊?QAQ
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