[無言] 外甥女的名字

看板StupidClown作者時間11年前 (2012/09/19 20:19), 編輯推噓129(129推 0噓 24→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! 想發集氣文或問卷文的，請先去看板規八 ========================================================================== 自從老姊嫁給姓「張」的姊夫並閃電懷孕之後， 至今已經六個月， 於是她也開始煩惱要幫可愛的小公主取個怎樣有特色的名字。 這天她回娘家想問問我們有什麼想法， 正當大家在思考該選什麼字比較有氣質又不會撞名的時候， 我突然靈機一動!! 「欸大陸不是有個女的叫谷開來嗎，不如我們叫她...」 「張開來」 「張開來」 「張開來吧!!」 老媽還很開心的說:「哈哈哈對餒，這樣小名還可叫她open醬!」 然後老姊就崩潰了(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.22.177 ※ 編輯: bh1215 來自: 140.112.22.177 (09/19 20:19)
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09/19 20:20, , 1F
阿~
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咦~open~!!
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open醬有好笑到XD反應也太快XD
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OPEN醬好笑XD
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XDDD OPEN醬
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09/19 20:32, , 6F
............（露出邪惡微笑）...對不起，我去跪牆角....
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09/19 20:40, , 7F
好好笑XDDDDDDDDD
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09/19 20:46, , 8F
open醬~ 英文名字也取好了。 我以為是張希熙(老梗)
09/19 20:46, 8F
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09/19 21:11, , 9F
從母姓 如何？ 總不會有奇怪的聯想吧
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09/19 21:39, , 10F
open醬的話連日文名字都等於取好啦!!!
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媽媽反應超快的啊!笑翻~~~XD
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哈 open醬美賣 XD
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嘴角失守
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歐噴醬XDDDDD
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open醬 XDD 歐~~偶噴!!!!!
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OPEN醬 XDDDD
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我…想到張朗… 我也去跪牆角
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推OPEN醬XDDD
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OPEN!
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open醬 open!
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靠!!我在喝珍珠奶茶ㄟ(噎到)
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...請問牆壁還有位子嗎...
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張開來 張開來 唉呦 看得很清楚耶 不要害羞嘛
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牆角留一個位置給我.....
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Open醬好可愛哈哈哈
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XDDDDDDDD
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最後的Open醬真的讓我笑到不行~~
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XDDD有創意
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有笑有推
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男同學：「嘿 張開來」 >///< (對不起 牆角借個位子
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OPEN~~
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我噴啦XDDD
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推open醬XDDDDDD
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112的XDDD
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open將XDDD
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嘴角失守..open醬太可愛了哈哈
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歐噴~~~~~~~~
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張開來 OPEN醬!!!!!!!XDDDDDDD(笑倒)
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XDDDD
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歐噴醬XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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open醬我笑了XDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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看到歐噴醬就笑了XDDDDD
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有效有推喔~^^
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太狠了~太狠了~我笑到狂咳嗽...~"~
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD
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媽媽超級可愛XDDD
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恩~~~~~OPEN
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推~~~~
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乖~張開來喔!!
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哈哈哈 舅舅超過份的
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好期待歐噴獎出生~~~
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open~
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感覺好可愛 快來~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好前衛名字XDDDDDDD
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看推文笑到崩潰wwwwwwwww
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑到快內傷了 open醬
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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......
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你媽超強的~哈哈
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後續也太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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open醬 萬歲!!
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我想到西斯的部分了 我好髒喔
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歐噴醬XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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以後她一定會問自己綽號為什麼是歐噴醬XDDDD
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(離題)台灣也有一個鄭開來啊 XD
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哈 OPEN醬比較有梗
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XD
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我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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OPEN醬超好笑的XD
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張開來 OPEN醬 都嘴角失守...
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好久沒這麼開心的開懷大笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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姓關的就叫關起來好啦 哈哈哈哈 XDXD
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我整個大笑XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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