[無言] 牽車錯了嗎
晚上在古亭站附近要牽機車回家,左右兩邊的機車上各坐了一男一女,我到的時候他們
已經在爭吵了。
女:「你是不是都到處跟你朋友說我的事?」
男:「還好啊~又不是什麼大不了的事!」
女:「你朋友剛看我的眼神就很奇怪啊!!!」(大吼)
我:「呃...不好意思...我要牽車....」
(因為他們兩個就隔著我的車在吵架,腳還跨在我的腳踏墊上)
女(瞄了我一眼,然後下車改站在我的車後面):「你是不是跟你朋友說我食量大?」
男:「我只有說妳喜歡吃......」(話還沒說完女的馬上就大吼)
女:「你看你看你看你!!!!!你還說你沒說!!」
男(一臉尷尬看我):「好啦,妳先把妳的車牽出來,人家要來牽車了!」
(一面指著旁邊那台小50)
女:「我牽不動啊~我就說我沒有很會吃,所以也沒有力氣牽啊!」
(聽到這裡我差點笑出來,還好有及時忍住)
男:「好好好,我幫妳牽我幫妳牽~」
(然後把他女友的車牽到人行道上,接著又作勢要幫我牽,我連忙揮手拒絕)
我:「不用不用~我的自己來就可以了!」
(等我把我的車也牽出來,戴上安全帽要騎走的時候,竟然聽到後面傳來........)
女:「你看~這種牽得動車的女生才是會吃的!」
X!!!!!!!!!!!!
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