[無言] 蟑螂
嗯~ 標題不知道怎樣下
這故事有段時間了 話說當初我還住在我爸媽租的老舊房子的時候
有次在上廁所,發現廁所上方的木造天花板有個小洞
然後有隻蟑螂從裡面爬出來,於是手太閒,順手拿了罐殺蟲劑
把噴管伸進洞裡面,然後幾乎噴掉了半瓶殺蟲劑
接著幾秒後,聽到天花板發生類似貓在天花板跑動的聲音
然後那畫面跟蟑螂總動員很像
我家客廳幾乎有一百隻以上的蟑螂同時間在天空飛或者地上掙扎
(請原諒我沒時間跟勇氣細數幾隻)
我嚇翻了,因為我個人非常非常怕蟑螂,尤其那麼多蟑螂在空中
沒目標不規則的亂飛,那畫面說多恐怖就多恐怖
我趕緊跑到樓上房間中,把房門關上,還用抹布把門底下的縫堵住
然後躺下睡覺,結果我聽到客廳有我妹的叫聲,我忘記我妹在客廳沙發上面睡覺
但是我也沒勇氣出房門去救他,只好裝作沒事躺在房間睡覺
隔天起來後,我看到我媽拿著掃把畚斗在掃蟑螂,然後那個畚斗是滿的
原以為這已經很多了,結果我媽說他已經掃了三個滿滿的畚斗了
我媽說 昨天我妹發現有很多蟑螂飛到他臉上,他趕緊打電話給正在做生意的我爸
說我家不知道怎麼了,一堆蟑螂飛出來
我爸不想理他,說有蟑螂就打死就好阿,他沒空....
我媽回家後也看傻了,那畫面真的很壯觀
後來我說是我噴的殺蟲劑,我被罵了好幾天
話說直到現在那畫面還一直在我腦海裡揮之不去阿阿阿阿阿阿阿
從那之後再也不做那種無聊的傻事了
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請原諒我不能冒著被蟑螂飛到臉上的風險出去救他
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幸好不會 (汗)
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