[恍神] 自殺

看板StupidClown作者 (Fender boy)時間14年前 (2011/12/14 17:23), 編輯推噓64(64推 0噓 13→)
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===請注意 自殺是不好的 您可以有更好的人生 更好的選擇 沒有什麼事是過不去的==== 正文開始 剛剛在工作休息的時候 有個阿姨跟我說這附近有人自殺過 他很害怕所以就不敢自己一個人來這邊散步 然後我們一行人就笑他 後來就開始聊自殺話題 這個阿姨說他一個朋友也自殺了 那天 他朋友覺得長時間都當黃臉婆做家事 幾十年了 都沒有受到應有的回饋 又看了X視鄉土劇 他決定要燒碳自殺 那天正值盛夏 天氣非常的熱 他二話不說 窗戶全關 還用毛巾堵住門縫 火點下去就開始自殺 .................. 阿姨故事講到這邊就停了 阿姨:哎..人生阿..幹麻那麼想不開... 我:他家人一定很傷心 阿姨:沒有阿 他又沒死 我:為啥?! 阿姨:因為他覺得太熱 就開冷氣了 -- If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.110.84.199
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12/14 17:24, , 1F
最後一句後勁好強XD
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12/14 17:34, , 2F
開冷氣XDDDDDDDDDD
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12/14 17:36, , 3F
...............
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12/14 18:01, , 4F
XD
12/14 18:01, 4F
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12/14 18:20, , 5F
想死還會怕熱開冷氣.....XDD
12/14 18:20, 5F
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12/14 18:26, , 6F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/14 18:26, 6F
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12/14 19:26, , 7F
XDDDDDDDDDDD這個還要懂冷氣的運作原理
12/14 19:26, 7F
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12/14 19:26, , 8F
那如果是冬天不就.....
12/14 19:26, 8F
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12/14 19:52, , 9F
哇哈哈 不經意的大笑了XD
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12/14 19:57, , 10F
為什麼冷氣可以救人一命...不懂?
12/14 19:57, 10F
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12/14 20:14, , 11F
我也想知道
12/14 20:14, 11F
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12/14 20:37, , 12F
因為冷氣會對流阿XD
12/14 20:37, 12F
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12/14 20:39, , 13F
那他應該選在冬天的 死前還可以取暖呢
12/14 20:39, 13F
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12/14 21:01, , 14F
死都怕熱就是了XD
12/14 21:01, 14F
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12/14 21:02, , 15F
啥鬼啊 哈哈
12/14 21:02, 15F
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12/14 21:05, , 16F
好鳥喔XD
12/14 21:05, 16F
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12/14 21:09, , 17F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/14 21:12, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/14 21:14, , 19F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/14 21:14, 19F
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12/14 21:15, , 20F
.........ZDDDDD.....
12/14 21:15, 20F
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12/14 21:18, , 21F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁好強喔XDDDDDDDD
12/14 21:18, 21F
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12/14 21:25, , 22F
沒出意外就好,另外有笑有推!
12/14 21:25, 22F
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12/14 21:29, , 23F
結局是冷氣掛掉..= =
12/14 21:29, 23F
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12/14 21:39, , 24F
ccccccc
12/14 21:39, 24F
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12/14 21:58, , 25F
大笑XDDDDDDDDD
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12/14 21:59, , 26F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/14 22:03, , 27F
靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/14 22:03, 27F
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12/14 22:04, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/14 22:04, 28F
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12/14 22:12, , 29F
wwwwwwwwwww
12/14 22:12, 29F
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12/14 22:23, , 30F
我一直以為冷氣進氣口是在室內，應該不會有對流
12/14 22:23, 30F
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12/14 22:26, , 31F
XDDDDDDDDD
12/14 22:26, 31F
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12/14 22:31, , 32F
有笑有推
12/14 22:31, 32F
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12/14 22:49, , 33F
冷氣不會跟室外交換氣體吧...照理來說還是會掛掉啊
12/14 22:49, 33F
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12/14 22:58, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/14 22:58, 34F
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12/14 23:14, , 35F
很好笑XDDD
12/14 23:14, 35F
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12/14 23:20, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/14 23:20, 36F
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12/14 23:30, , 37F
正在喝奶茶結果看到最後一句 噴的整桌都是= =||
12/14 23:30, 37F
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12/14 23:34, , 38F
XDDDDD
12/14 23:34, 38F
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12/14 23:43, , 39F
簡短有力 讚
12/14 23:43, 39F
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12/14 23:45, , 40F
開冷氣 XDDD
12/14 23:45, 40F
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12/14 23:51, , 41F
婀..期時會死喔.我上次在八掛板友看到一篇文跟這有關
12/14 23:51, 41F
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12/14 23:52, , 42F
關鍵字是楊日松.因為他有一篇文章有提到屍水甚麼的..
12/14 23:52, 42F
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12/15 00:53, , 43F
還是會死才對呀！冷氣機沒有對外啊
12/15 00:53, 43F
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12/15 01:32, , 44F
XDDDDDDDD
12/15 01:32, 44F
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12/15 09:00, , 45F
應該是開了冷氣心境就跟著冷卻了吧，防自殺開冷氣無誤
12/15 09:00, 45F
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12/15 10:24, , 46F
冷氣本身沒有交換室外空氣喔,但是溫度降低的確會強化和室外
12/15 10:24, 46F
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12/15 10:25, , 47F
氣的循環,所以應該是因為氣溫降低加強了是內外空氣的循環吧
12/15 10:25, 47F
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12/15 10:35, , 48F
乾他沒心嘛!!!
12/15 10:35, 48F
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12/15 12:07, , 49F
室內對流沒用吧... 縫隙都特別塞住了 這也說不通↑
12/15 12:07, 49F
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12/15 12:13, , 50F
塞住也沒到完全密閉吧~
12/15 12:13, 50F
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12/15 12:40, , 51F
冷氣窗式的會交換空氣，分離式的不會
12/15 12:40, 51F
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12/15 12:41, , 52F
所以窗式的比較健康
12/15 12:41, 52F
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12/15 15:24, , 53F
XDDD
12/15 15:24, 53F
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12/15 15:53, , 54F
有笑有推
12/15 15:53, 54F
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12/16 01:51, , 55F
最後一句XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/16 01:51, 55F
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12/16 02:43, , 56F
開久了還是會掛掉吧,積了整房間CO....
12/16 02:43, 56F
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12/16 08:47, , 57F
轉揪可XD
12/16 08:47, 57F
※ ntcpe27:轉錄至看板 joke 12/16 08:48
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12/16 12:22, , 58F
....窗型一樣不會交換空氣....
12/16 12:22, 58F
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12/16 12:35, , 59F
我也覺得會一氧化碳中毒吧?
12/16 12:35, 59F
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12/16 14:33, , 60F
XDDDDDD
12/16 14:33, 60F
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12/16 15:57, , 61F
..XD
12/16 15:57, 61F
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12/16 18:23, , 62F
冷氣會交換一部分的室外空氣呀- -....
12/16 18:23, 62F
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12/16 19:12, , 63F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
12/16 19:12, 63F
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12/16 19:51, , 64F
有笑有推
12/16 19:51, 64F
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12/16 21:57, , 65F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/16 21:57, 65F
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12/17 01:38, , 66F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/17 21:19, , 67F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/17 21:48, , 68F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/17 23:25, , 69F
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12/19 00:10, , 70F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/19 09:44, , 71F
冷氣機本來就有交換室外空氣的設計
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12/19 21:36, , 72F
窗型冷氣會交換室內外空氣喔~~構造跟原理跟分離式的不同
12/19 21:36, 72F
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12/19 22:43, , 73F
XDDDDDDD
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12/20 04:50, , 74F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/21 02:15, , 75F
太好笑了 XDDDD
12/21 02:15, 75F
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12/21 14:10, , 76F
窗型冷氣都有換氣選擇紐...可以交換室內外空氣
12/21 14:10, 76F
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12/22 12:51, , 77F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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