[無言] 正妹員警
看板StupidClown作者ericvvvb (這裡的一切都全是賽!!!)時間12年前 (2011/11/16 08:09)推噓47(106推 59噓 46→)留言211則, 180人參與討論串1/1
依稀記得某年某月某日
那日炎熱的下午
剛好是我生日!!XD
在起床那一刻,我便相信今日一定會有好運發生
好吧
騎著我的小Suzuki,時速70的小黑在路上奔馳準備慶生
紅燈綠燈對我來說只是裝飾品 (誤
一個左轉,兩個右轉
在來一個急速凹車左轉
幹!! 臨檢
在我生日當天竟然紅燈右轉遇到臨檢
看來我的好運也只是屎運
兩位員警
一位員警中年,看就知道想開我罰單
一位花美女警妙美如花,根本被她開我也開心
中年員警 表示 : 違規了知道嗎? 沒有看到紅燈嗎?
壽星冏樣 : ..對不起.剛睡過午覺有點恍神以為在閃黃燈 (硬掰
女員警查看了我的證件中
中年員警 : 看你樣子中規中矩(稱讚? 說我宅?) ,要遵守規定啊!!
壽星一臉歉意 : 抱歉抱歉..下次會好好遵守
此時正妹女員警抬頭看我,面帶Smlie
突然大喊 : 【
生日快樂啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!
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我跟中年員警一臉驚訝!!
壽星驚訝貌 : 蛤!!!妳怎麼知道!!?
正妹員警 : 哈哈 駕照上面就有你生日啦~怎麼那麼笨 (一臉得意
正妹員警對著中年員警說 :
【好啦 難得生日就放他一馬吧..!! 下次別在違規囉!】
中年員警免強樣 : 嗯 好吧 別在犯了!!
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哇嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚此時真想對真天空狂吼,在奪女警的槍對空鳴槍以示謝意!!!
太感動了這生日>//<
祝各位能在路上也被這位正妹員警開罰單(誤),真的很正!!
(市政府附近XD)
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