Re: [無言] 昨天弟妹要迎娶進門了
話說小時候某日,最小的叔叔終於要娶新娘了,
整個老家都被裝飾的紅通通又喜洋洋,
火盆、瓦片這些事早就擺好,
等待新娘車從親家那開過來。
一群小孩早就玩到青番的狀態,
在大廳你追我逐好不痛快,
突然"啪"一聲...
小堂弟把瓦片踩破了...
眼看新娘車再不久就到了,
不知所措的小堂弟只會大哭,
這時想到,好像後院有一疊上次修理屋頂用剩的瓦片,
我就趕緊搬來一片放在原本瓦片的位置。
等到新娘車來時,大人們看到那片瓦片全都傻眼
那片瓦片可是"水泥日本瓦"
那硬度...別說踩破了,在上面跳踢踏舞說不定都破不了...
尷尬的氣氛中,新娘只是笑了一下
拉起白紗裙擺,把高跟鞋鞋跟對準那塊日本瓦,
帥氣的用力一蹬!
日本瓦終於裂成兩半!
於是婚禮依舊很順利的持續下去...
不愧是女警隊出身,連日本瓦都看不上眼...
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