[無言] 戎祥

看板StupidClown作者 (Ti Amo)時間12年前 (2011/08/28 20:48), 編輯推噓126(126推 0噓 13→)
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這是發生在朋友的朋友身上的事 多年前，兩個男生（以下分別簡稱Ａ、Ｂ）在某個小吃店前排隊 當他們近距離看到正在下廚的老闆 Ａ忍不住對Ｂ說：「這個老闆長得好像戎祥！」 Ｂ：「欸你講太大聲了！老闆會聽到..」 Ｂ還沒講完，就輪到他們點餐了 老闆：「請問要點什麼？」 Ｂ轉身脫口而出：「兩個戎祥。」 Ａ、老闆：「........................」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.115.49.132
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08/28 20:50, , 1F
老闆:不行..戎祥是我的晚餐
08/28 20:50, 1F
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08/28 20:54, , 2F
XDDD
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08/28 20:55, , 3F
哈哈有校有推!
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08/28 20:58, , 4F
XDDDD
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08/28 21:19, , 5F
不錯笑
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08/28 21:21, , 6F
於是老闆嬌喘一聲
08/28 21:21, 6F
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08/28 21:24, , 7F
倒在樓下的懷裡
08/28 21:24, 7F
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08/28 21:28, , 8F
你誰啊 裝熟
08/28 21:28, 8F
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08/28 21:28, , 9F
XDDDDDD我笑了
08/28 21:28, 9F
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08/28 21:34, , 10F
我爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 00:57, , 11F
嘴角失守
08/29 00:57, 11F
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08/29 03:02, , 12F
哈哈XD
08/29 03:02, 12F
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08/29 04:54, , 13F
XDDDDDDDD
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08/29 09:32, , 14F
笑推XD
08/29 09:32, 14F
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08/29 10:49, , 15F
XDD 倒下來可承受不住...
08/29 10:49, 15F
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08/29 12:41, , 16F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 12:46, , 17F
XDDDDDDDD
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08/29 13:47, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 14:18, , 19F
糟了我笑點好低，在辦公室狂笑....
08/29 14:18, 19F
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08/29 14:26, , 20F
還好不是芋頭跟奶油
08/29 14:26, 20F
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08/29 14:27, , 21F
讚啊!這才有爆的價值!
08/29 14:27, 21F
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08/29 14:50, , 22F
也太好笑了！
08/29 14:50, 22F
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08/29 14:50, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 15:53, , 24F
笑到無法自拔
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08/29 16:12, , 25F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 16:30, , 26F
人類的大腦真是奇妙啊
08/29 16:30, 26F
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08/29 16:47, , 27F
超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/29 16:47, 27F
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08/29 17:49, , 28F
莫名的嘴角裂開了XD
08/29 17:49, 28F
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08/29 17:57, , 29F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑死
08/29 17:57, 29F
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08/29 18:54, , 30F
靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 19:47, , 31F
我可以理解.......orz
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08/29 20:13, , 32F
這明明超好笑的阿
08/29 20:13, 32F
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08/29 20:25, , 33F
爆笑XDDDD
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08/29 20:55, , 34F
我噗哧了XDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 21:18, , 35F
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈..........
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08/29 22:04, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/29 22:05, , 37F
爆笑!!!!
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08/29 22:17, , 39F
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/29 22:17, 39F
還有 62 則推文
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09/01 00:36, , 102F
笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/01 00:36, 102F
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09/01 00:48, , 103F
我一看到最後一行就笑了
09/01 00:48, 103F
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09/01 01:09, , 104F
XDDDD
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09/01 01:35, , 105F
太好笑了!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/01 03:19, , 106F
有笑有推 XD
09/01 03:19, 106F
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09/01 03:56, , 107F
XDDDDD
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09/01 04:32, , 108F
我不行了~~~~
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09/01 10:49, , 109F
沒被打死就不錯了 XD
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09/01 11:31, , 110F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/01 14:26, , 111F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/02 00:12, , 113F
居然被m了！感謝版主和推文的大家 XD
09/02 00:12, 113F
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09/02 15:47, , 114F
老闆:你們確定吃得完?
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09/02 18:16, , 115F
後勁好強..
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09/03 19:59, , 116F
爆笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/04 11:29, , 117F
e04...超好笑
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09/04 15:52, , 118F
靠~超好笑..笑到快瘋掉
09/04 15:52, 118F
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09/04 17:29, , 119F
有笑有推
09/04 17:29, 119F
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09/04 20:42, , 120F
有笑有推 XD
09/04 20:42, 120F
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09/04 22:25, , 121F
請問好笑在哪?是B錢意識也覺得A是戎祥，不自覺講了出嗎?
09/04 22:25, 121F
有可能，但另一種可能性是Ｂ受到Ａ說戎祥的影響，莫名其妙就說出口了 人類的生理構造很奇妙
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09/05 10:36, , 122F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/06 02:38, , 126F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/06 13:11, , 127F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/06 15:37, , 128F
大笑!
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09/06 21:50, , 129F
XDDDD
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09/06 22:25, , 130F
XDDD
09/06 22:25, 130F
※ 編輯: Kagome 來自: 59.115.53.119 (09/06 22:42)
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09/07 09:59, , 131F
30分鐘吃完免費XD 好好笑!
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99
09/07 16:19, 132F
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09/07 16:57, , 133F
XDDDDDDDDDD
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09/08 00:02, , 134F
不推會對不起B君 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/18 00:56, , 135F
XD
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09/24 06:26, , 136F
XD
09/24 06:26, 136F
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10/07 15:58, , 137F
我笑的好慘 給推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/27 14:16, , 138F
好好笑喔~
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XD
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