[無言] 莫內的故事...
話說今天原PO在某間電動玩具店打格鬥天王的時候...
因為是老地方了 所以總會有很多一起玩的玩咖...
有個格鬥天王很強的朋友 算台客類型的吧...
每次打個電動 總是要抽掉一包以上的煙 吃掉一包以上的檳榔那種...
不過意外的是 今天他帶了一隻貓在身上...
金吉拉種...
讓人有種跳tone的感覺...
於是 打對面台的老兄就問他了...
"ㄟ 你那隻貓叫啥名字阿"...
"莫內" 台客兄回...
"你幹麼取這種外國的名字"...
我在隔壁機台坐著看他們兩位老兄PK 就插了話...
"莫內是一個很有名的畫家阿"...
台客老兄聽到我略懂 就跟著回...
"對啊" 帶著一些些稍微自滿的表情...
對面老兄又問 "那他是哪國人"...
"好像是義大利那邊的吧" 台客兄回答...
然後在一旁的我就沉默了...
好啦 也許是真的蠻多人不知道 莫內是法國的畫家的...
但因為本人跟台客老兄沒有到可以勾肩搭背掏心掏肺的地步 就不好意思拆穿他了...
過了幾秒 台客老兄很帥氣的耍出了一個連續技 頓時扣掉對方超過半條血格後...
他又補了幾句...
"你知道莫內最屌的事蹟是什麼嗎" 他問我們兩個...
說真的我對莫內也不熟 不太知道台客老兄要說哪個事蹟...
我們兩個就等他說下去...
於是就又帶著稍微自滿的表情說...
"莫內最屌的就是 他把自己的耳朵割掉 然後畫了自己的畫像"...
"莫內最屌的就是 他把自己的耳朵割掉 然後畫了自己的畫像"...
"莫內最屌的就是 他把自己的耳朵割掉 然後畫了自己的畫像"...
"莫內最屌的就是 他把自己的耳朵割掉 然後畫了自己的畫像"...
對面的老兄 "靠北 真的假的 他白痴喔"...
我 "...................................."
請問各位鄉民 把耳朵割掉的到底是誰呢...
1. 莫內
2. 畢卡索
3. 達文西
4. 以上皆是
5. 以上皆非
唉 我跟台客兄真的沒有到可以掏心掏肺的地步啊...
所以讓那句話 隨風而去吧...
PS: 笨版首PO 就來有獎徵答吧
推文第一個回答上面問題 答對的人 本人贈送500P幣當作獎賞喔^^...
以上...
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閒雜人等的有名相簿-http://www.wretch.cc/album/bboykay
比起外表宅 我寧可選擇內心宅...
內心宅的人窩在家上PTT 出去就不宅了...
外表宅的人都不上PTT 完蛋了...
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