Re: [大哭]慎選室友

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本人大一的時候因為學校住宿 所以也有過室友的爆笑情節 ================================================= 一、秘密守不住 話說大一的時候，我們寢室裡的某幾人都還算是班上滿有人緣的 所以常常就有同學會找他們其一聊心事!!! 尤其是睡我上舖的同學，算擁有是班上秘密最多的一個人 因此在寢室的代號他就是X檔案 但是偏偏他會說夢話!!!!所以就發生過一件秘密守不住的慘劇 (以下是事情的經過) 曾經有個同班女生(假名小妹)向X告解說她不久前跟隔壁班某男(簡稱A)有發生一夜情 但是偏偏她男友也是我們班上的同學(簡稱B)，而且還只是住在隔壁間 結果有天好死不死的A跟B同時跑來我們寢室打麻將，但是X那時候因為練熱舞社回來 所以簡直是睡死在床上!!!! 就在大家打得正爽的同時，X突然講話了~ X：A男我跟你說喔，你這樣不行啦!!!! A男：蛤(莫名奇妙) X：你跟小妹發生一夜情，你要我怎麼跟B男交代 眾人：Σ(￣ ￣|||) 後來就看到A男臉頰上微微的流下兩滴汗(￣⊿￣川) 而B男已經臉色發青，不知道該怎樣應對(#‵′)凸 好好的一場麻將，卻變成了表兄弟認親大會.......╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 二、嚇破膽的夜晚 寢室裡面除了X會講夢話，其實本人也是會講一點 同寢室有個同學(簡稱大爺)算是我們寢裡最晚睡的，因為他要打天堂 有天他告訴我們，他昨晚差點被我跟X嚇破膽 (事情的經過) 昨天晚上寢室裡的人都已經睡死了，只剩大爺正爽爽玩著他的天堂 忽然有個聲音讓他分了心...... X：大爺，那麼晚了還不睡阿 大爺聽到聲音他就回頭看了X那個方位並回答說 大爺：你醒囉?! 但是仔細一看，X還睡得好好的阿，根本沒有醒阿(￣□￣|||)a 後來另外一個聲音讓大爺嚇了一跳 我：大爺還在打天堂啦 大爺一整個就是毛，立馬衝到我們床邊(我跟X睡上下舖)觀看我們到底有沒有醒 結果這時X跟我又講話了 X：明天早上幫我們買早餐，桌上有錢!!!! 我：我也要買，幫我買兩個蛋餅，桌上也有錢!!!! 但是大爺驚恐的看著我跟X，發覺我跟X根本就沒醒，因為講完話下一秒就是打呼聲 後來大爺到我跟X的桌上看，真的都有放錢耶......Σ(￣口￣|||) 然而就在大爺驚魂未定的同時，一個來自意外方向的事件，決定讓大爺早早上床睡覺 那就是睡在我對面床的室友居然起床拿錢給大爺..........且最讓人震撼的是 他是閉著眼睛邊打呼邊走路邊從錢包拿錢給大爺的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 60.250.195.151 ※ 編輯: final1221 來自: 60.250.195.151 (03/15 14:14)
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大爺：幹 看到鬼!
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哈哈 全寢室一起耶 酷斃了XDDDDD
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窗外傳來:隔壁寢加四.......(繼續打呼)
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大爺：幹!你們是串通好來嚇我的喔= =
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超好笑的 靠 室友都是妙咖耶
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我比較想知道 那場麻將最後結局如何....
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這個太猛了啦！
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這有點噁心耶! 我的媽咪阿!!
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A:妳不要盯我啦!! B:這叫餵，你到懂不懂麻將啊!!
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有些事情只有室友看得到=/ =
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麻將後來的結果呢？
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※ kitten123:轉錄至看板 TFSHS68th320 03/19 00:35
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媽阿~笑死我了!!!!!
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我笑了~但想問是豪洨嗎??
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真的假的? 也太恐怖了吧! 雖然我笑到翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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大爺：幹…我要搬出去！
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笑到不行...2010/09/24
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大爺:幹！是合體技 2011/8/3
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朝聖啊！2017/01/22
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