[無言]短髮的悲哀
小女現在唸書不像以往都只要做公車就會到
上了大學,開始都得再加上火車
每天都過著追公車追火車的精采人生(?)
嗯‧‧‧以上不是重點(被打
開始切入正題
-------------來個分格線--------------
今天一如往常,坐著火車搖搖晃晃到汐止站準備回家
此時剛好有了尿意
刷完票就快步奔到廁所去
打開門、關上門、放背包(因為書比較多所以帶大背包)、拿衛生紙‧‧‧
急急脫下褲子開始解放
(怎感覺自己這裡說的很詳細bb)
正當我上完要準備穿褲子時
廁所門打開了‧‧‧‧‧
廁所門被打開了‧‧‧‧‧
廁所門被打開了‧‧‧‧‧
眼前就這樣出現一位綁著兩撮麻花編的小蘿莉驚恐的望著我
我也很驚恐的望著她‧‧‧‧‧
此時小蘿莉轉頭很大聲的往洗手間入口方向叫道:
馬馬友葛葛在女生廁所尿尿啦!!
馬馬友葛葛在女生廁所尿尿啦!!
馬馬友葛葛在女生廁所尿尿啦!!
馬馬友葛葛在女生廁所尿尿啦!!
馬馬友葛葛在女生廁所尿尿啦!!
馬馬友葛葛在女生廁所尿尿啦!!
囧!!!!?????
聽到小蘿莉如此大喊,尷尬的我馬上穿上褲子想趕快逃離
沒想到天真的小蘿莉又補了第二句
小蘿莉:而且這個葛葛沒有雞雞耶
小蘿莉:而且這個葛葛沒有雞雞耶
小蘿莉:而且這個葛葛沒有雞雞耶
小蘿莉:而且這個葛葛沒有雞雞耶
小蘿莉:而且這個葛葛沒有雞雞耶
小蘿莉:而且這個葛葛沒有雞雞耶
五樓,請問你有雞雞嗎?ˊˇˋ
--
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/m05492000
我只是比較沒有女人味罷了 ︵ˊ_ˋ︵
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 220.137.65.24
推
10/31 20:32, , 1F
10/31 20:32, 1F
推
10/31 20:33, , 2F
10/31 20:33, 2F
→
10/31 20:34, , 3F
10/31 20:34, 3F
推
10/31 20:35, , 4F
10/31 20:35, 4F
推
10/31 20:39, , 5F
10/31 20:39, 5F
→
10/31 20:44, , 6F
10/31 20:44, 6F
→
10/31 20:47, , 7F
10/31 20:47, 7F
推
10/31 20:47, , 8F
10/31 20:47, 8F
→
10/31 20:48, , 9F
10/31 20:48, 9F
推
10/31 20:50, , 10F
10/31 20:50, 10F
→
10/31 20:51, , 11F
10/31 20:51, 11F
推
10/31 20:52, , 12F
10/31 20:52, 12F
→
10/31 20:58, , 13F
10/31 20:58, 13F
推
10/31 21:03, , 14F
10/31 21:03, 14F
推
10/31 21:06, , 15F
10/31 21:06, 15F
推
10/31 21:14, , 16F
10/31 21:14, 16F
推
10/31 21:18, , 17F
10/31 21:18, 17F
推
10/31 21:19, , 18F
10/31 21:19, 18F
推
10/31 21:19, , 19F
10/31 21:19, 19F
推
10/31 21:19, , 20F
10/31 21:19, 20F
推
10/31 21:23, , 21F
10/31 21:23, 21F
推
10/31 21:24, , 22F
10/31 21:24, 22F
→
10/31 21:25, , 23F
10/31 21:25, 23F
推
10/31 21:25, , 24F
10/31 21:25, 24F
推
10/31 21:26, , 25F
10/31 21:26, 25F
推
10/31 21:26, , 26F
10/31 21:26, 26F
→
10/31 21:34, , 27F
10/31 21:34, 27F
→
10/31 21:40, , 28F
10/31 21:40, 28F
推
10/31 21:40, , 29F
10/31 21:40, 29F
→
10/31 21:42, , 30F
10/31 21:42, 30F
→
10/31 21:43, , 31F
10/31 21:43, 31F
推
10/31 21:43, , 32F
10/31 21:43, 32F
→
10/31 21:43, , 33F
10/31 21:43, 33F
→
10/31 21:44, , 34F
10/31 21:44, 34F
推
10/31 21:49, , 35F
10/31 21:49, 35F
推
10/31 22:17, , 36F
10/31 22:17, 36F
推
10/31 22:19, , 37F
10/31 22:19, 37F
推
10/31 22:20, , 38F
10/31 22:20, 38F
推
10/31 22:32, , 39F
10/31 22:32, 39F
→
10/31 22:50, , 40F
10/31 22:50, 40F
推
10/31 22:55, , 41F
10/31 22:55, 41F
→
10/31 23:03, , 42F
10/31 23:03, 42F
推
10/31 23:09, , 43F
10/31 23:09, 43F
推
10/31 23:18, , 44F
10/31 23:18, 44F
推
10/31 23:29, , 45F
10/31 23:29, 45F
推
10/31 23:44, , 46F
10/31 23:44, 46F
推
10/31 23:53, , 47F
10/31 23:53, 47F
→
10/31 23:54, , 48F
10/31 23:54, 48F
推
11/01 00:04, , 49F
11/01 00:04, 49F
推
11/01 00:07, , 50F
11/01 00:07, 50F
→
11/01 00:31, , 51F
11/01 00:31, 51F
推
11/01 00:31, , 52F
11/01 00:31, 52F
推
11/01 01:20, , 53F
11/01 01:20, 53F
→
11/01 03:51, , 54F
11/01 03:51, 54F
→
11/01 08:46, , 55F
11/01 08:46, 55F
→
11/01 08:47, , 56F
11/01 08:47, 56F
推
11/01 09:53, , 57F
11/01 09:53, 57F
→
11/01 10:10, , 58F
11/01 10:10, 58F
推
11/01 13:24, , 59F
11/01 13:24, 59F
推
11/01 14:22, , 60F
11/01 14:22, 60F
推
11/01 17:55, , 61F
11/01 17:55, 61F
推
11/01 22:16, , 62F
11/01 22:16, 62F
推
11/02 00:29, , 63F
11/02 00:29, 63F
推
11/02 00:55, , 64F
11/02 00:55, 64F
推
11/02 03:04, , 65F
11/02 03:04, 65F
→
11/02 10:14, , 66F
11/02 10:14, 66F
推
11/02 12:06, , 67F
11/02 12:06, 67F
推
11/02 18:39, , 68F
11/02 18:39, 68F
推
11/02 20:20, , 69F
11/02 20:20, 69F
推
11/02 21:19, , 70F
11/02 21:19, 70F
推
11/02 22:07, , 71F
11/02 22:07, 71F
推
11/03 00:10, , 72F
11/03 00:10, 72F
推
11/03 00:46, , 73F
11/03 00:46, 73F
→
11/03 08:31, , 74F
11/03 08:31, 74F
※ LyinZ:轉錄至看板 transgender 11/03 20:54
推
11/03 22:13, , 75F
11/03 22:13, 75F
推
11/04 09:36, , 76F
11/04 09:36, 76F
推
11/04 14:06, , 77F
11/04 14:06, 77F
→
11/04 14:33, , 78F
11/04 14:33, 78F
→
11/04 16:17, , 79F
11/04 16:17, 79F
推
11/05 21:45, , 80F
11/05 21:45, 80F
→
11/06 00:29, , 81F
11/06 00:29, 81F
推
12/09 23:05, , 82F
12/09 23:05, 82F