[童年] 我不喜歡國文...

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前言~ 小時候~ 很喜歡看歌唱比賽的節目~ 那時候好像有一個滿紅的節目~ 是由 澎恰恰 跟 馬妞 一起主持的節目~ 每個禮拜都會看~ 我超喜歡看方順吉那一批小朋友互相比賽的時候@@ 雖然那時候自己也是小朋友(汗!!) 切入主題~ 小時候某次的段考(年代久矣，早忘了哪年級了) 很認真的把前面的選擇題寫完之後~ 看到了後面的一個主題是:雙聲詞依提造句!! 而考卷上給的上連斗大的寫著幾個字!!! 蔚藍藍的天空 這題目真的簡單到不能再簡單了吧!! 我當然也不是省油的燈!! 連覺得題目很簡單的時間都沒有~ 就有一句下連很清楚的浮在我的腦海裡‧ 提起筆來~不假思索的寫下了~~ 澎恰恰的鼻孔 之後對著考卷微笑了有5秒之久~ 想著我真是神童~ 過了兩天的國文課!! 我也壓根忘了這回事了!! 老師一進來~行完禮~鞠完躬!! 第一句話:XXX~你上來講台!! (想單然~XXX 當然就是我ˊˋ) 老師:把你的考卷找出來[丟了一份用牛皮紙袋裝的考卷給我] 我:喔[開始找~~~~~~找到了] 老師:把你後面造句的題目唸一次! 我:蔚藍藍的天空 老師:再把你造的句子唸出來~ 我驚覺不對勁:澎~恰~恰~的~鼻~孔 全班:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 從此之後~我超討厭國文~ 每逢造句我都亂寫~ 我真的超討厭國文ˋˊ 超討厭~ 超討厭~ 超討厭~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.192.64.99
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有笑有推xd
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我嘴角上揚
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照=/=造........
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我笑到崩潰 XDDDDDD
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歐買嘎…我笑了XD
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超有點XD
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我笑了 我推了
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※ 編輯: smileya55 來自: 123.192.64.99 (09/27 21:53)
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看得出來你討厭國文 連注音都討厭
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快點推讓它變板標=ˇ=
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= =...我看成國父...
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還有，是想“當”然，not單...XD"
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肚子好痛啊啊XDD
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澎恰恰的鼻孔 (¯(∞)¯)
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包娜娜的____?
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我笑了XDDDDDD
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有笑有推XDDDD　　話說我小時候也很愛看那個節目XD
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澎恰恰~澎恰恰~澎恰恰ㄟ鼻孔大~~
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大笑.....XDDDDDD
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哈哈哈 (大笑中)
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許美美的猴組~~~
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推版標 蔚藍藍的天空 澎恰恰的鼻孔
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XD
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好笑~~~~~~~~
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失守!!
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好文
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XDDDDDD好好笑
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超推啊!! 老師不懂欣賞XD
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09/27 22:19, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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嘴角失守XD
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好笑！
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09/27 22:22, , 31F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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徹底戳中笑點
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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非常好!10分..10分..10分..10分..10分...
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我笑出來了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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想單然~XXX 當然就是 不愛國文 國文也不好的原PO =ˇ=
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笑到流淚
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還有 140 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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09/28 20:33, , 179F
我不爭氣的大笑了XDDDD
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狂笑~~XDD
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推版標XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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置底啦置底 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好好笑XD
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我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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澎恰恰的鼻孔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(笑炸)XDDDDD
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在看到推文前,我還一直覺得到底哪裡寫錯了...沒推文我沒大笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑不停啊
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版主都選那種很難笑的當版標
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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看到蔚藍藍的天空 我想的跟你一樣的答案....喝喝
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09/29 08:51, , 193F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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原PO是神童沒錯阿 老師不懂欣賞吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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大笑 大笑~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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滿分
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澎恰恰的鼻孔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我來了我來了....這不是我表哥嘛=.= 怎麼寶到那麼出名了
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狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我笑了 老師都沒幽默感
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別這樣~~我是國文老師，遇到這種的我都會很開心的跟全班分享
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我笑了= =一定要推...
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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澎恰恰a比康多啊~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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造的不錯耶~~~~~~~~
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XDDDD 對仗超工整的阿! 比前面一篇M文的中文系學生還強耶!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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老師幹嘛醬 造成人家陰影XD
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推樓上上上
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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天啊，這老師也太誇張!　　　　　　　　　　　 2013/
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