[無言]男人是什麼??
話說前幾天原Po撘著區間車準備回部隊拿最後一張假單!!! \(^▽^)/
要退伍的心情只有一個字形容....爽啦!!!!!!!
一上電車..發現有一個空位..旁邊還坐著一個正妹..v( ̄︶ ̄)y
真是人逢喜事精神爽阿.....XDDDDDDDDDD
二話不說馬上就坐下去.拿出9月份的Cool來看....
過沒幾站....上來了一對母女(女兒大概2-3歲)
這時候的車廂已經沒有空位..
身為優秀國軍的一員..旁邊又坐著正妹..當下我義不容辭馬上站起來(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
我:小姐,這邊的位置給你坐!!
媽媽:阿!真是不好意思喔...(媽媽於是抱著小蘿莉坐了下去)
就這樣...區間車繼續開著..一路上的車廂異常的安靜...
突然!!!!!!!!!!小蘿莉開口了
蘿莉:麻麻.什麼是男人..(._.?)
我(OS_):挖,好有深度的問題阿!!!!!!
媽:小孩子長大就變男人啦!!!
蘿莉:那麻麻是男人囉...(._.?)
媽:呵呵..麻麻是女人阿!!!
蘿莉:那誰是男人...(._.?)
媽:你看那個大哥哥就是男人阿..(指我)
我:(假裝很認真在看Cool...<( ̄︶ ̄)>)
蘿莉:他不是啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我: ????????????????????????????????
蘿莉:他是好人啦!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 <( ̄︶ ̄)>
他是好人啦!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 <( ̄︶ ̄)>
他是好人啦!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 <( ̄︶ ̄)>
他是好人啦!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 <( ̄︶ ̄)>
我:乾!!!! ( ̄ー ̄;)
就這樣....我在退伍前夕...被小蘿莉發卡了!! (/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧
附記 重點是旁邊那位正妹...他在偷笑!!! ( ̄□ ̄|||)a
乾..本來很安靜的車廂..出現了好多聲竊笑!!!!!
最後..我沒帶照相手機回部隊..所以沒真相 ( ′-`)y-~
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