[無言] 時速285公里...
自從買了一支有導航功能的手機後,
沒事就喜歡拿起來衛星定位一下,
沒迷路也沒開車,
反正就喜歡玩那個功能,
還有滿足自己一點點的虛榮心,
直到昨天下午...
我搭上了台灣高鐵,
列車飛快的行駛在嘉南平原,
我在車上閒著無聊,
看到前方顯示幕跑出一段"本列車現在時速為:285km/h"
突然靈機一動,
"我的導航有側行駛速度的功能啊,我來測測看高鐵有沒有虎爛人"
拿出手機,
按下導航模式,
手機語音傳來:"GPS定位中"
(科科~後面的女生不曉得有沒有聽到我的手機如此先進呢~科科)
我很得意的把手機聲音轉大聲一點點,
手機語音:"GPS定位完成"
(科科~後面的~妳聽到沒有~我的手機花不到10秒就定位完成了哩~)
正當我沉醉在KURURU式的喜悅(宅男的3C自high)中時,
手機語音突然傳來:
"請放慢行車速度"
"請放慢行車速度"
"請放慢行車速度"
"請放慢行車速度"
囧,
你是要我去找列車長要他開慢點喔,
還有,
我現在確定坐後面的女生有聽到我的手機了,
因為,
妳笑的也太大聲了吧.....
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p.s.
1.我的手機證明高鐵時速不是唬爛的
2.在車廂內把手機開大聲是沒公德心,而且很愚蠢的行為...
3.N95 8gb是好手機,只是被錯的人買來用...
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