Re: [無言] 可憐的安妮
故事發生在我們高中...
當時我們學弟A跟學弟B在垃圾場附近發現被丟掉的安妮,所以他們就檢回去班上....
隔天搞來了一灌黑色噴漆,他們就把安妮的頭髮噴黑....再給他穿上我們的全套運動服,
於是學弟A的替身就誕生了!!
幫安妮擺好趴在桌上睡覺的姿勢後,學弟A就開開心心的翻牆出去玩了.
===============悲慘安妮===============
他們國文課時,那位國文老師就覺得學弟A一直趴著睡覺很不禮貌,
好歹你也假裝在看書那樣睡嘛!
國文老師:〔那個同學A,不要一直趴著睡覺好嗎!旁邊的幫我把他叫醒!(怒)〕
坐在替身旁的是學弟B,
國文老師一說完,
他就站起來大罵:〔案陰陽哩困瞎小!!〕 然後拿課本打安妮的頭!
接著大力的朝替身安妮的肚子踹下去!!!!
此時替身安妮已經側倒在地......
國文老師:囧!!!!! 同...同學...不用打他沒關係.....
這時坐在第一排的同學C也朝安妮走過去,然後狂踹狂毆....
接著越來越多人衝過去圍毆安妮....
(唸書不唸書睡什麼覺!!) (你很帥是不是!!) (你很邱嘛!!) (髒話無限~)
更慘的是還有人躲在人群中蹲下來幫替身配音,假裝哀嚎....
結果那位女老師被嚇到了...哭著跑出去
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