[無言] 隆中對

看板StupidClown作者 (黑襪一下)時間16年前 (2007/11/20 00:51), 編輯推噓150(151推 1噓 13→)
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我要偷偷的把學長的糗事po出... 因為實在太好笑了 學長原諒我呀>m< 以下摘錄自學長的網誌內容 ------------------------------------------------------- 今天的考題喚醒了我的回憶 那段曾經讓我幾近風靡全年級的回憶---隆中對 其實我忘了是高中的哪個學期發生的事了 只記得是一次我很不用功的國文小考 唯一一題問答題，要默寫出隆中對 該死的天知道我最討厭背那些有的沒的 所以我現在英文跟日文最弱的地方就是單字= = 一直以來，考國文有題目空著沒寫會讓我覺得良心不安 而且那對國文老師來說是一種不敬 有良心又尊師重道的我，於是決定自己想一段隆中對 「起碼我知道那是諸葛亮跟劉備的對話，往這個方向寫總會給我幾分吧」 那時白目的我天真地這麼想著... " 劉備：「這裡是隆中嗎?」 諸葛亮：「對!!!」 " 當我寫完那一刻，嘴角再度不自覺地往上方45度角抽動兩下 我發誓，如果我是當時改考卷的老師 我一定二話不說把我自己當掉... ---------------------------------------- 我快笑死了XDDDD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.138.247.121
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11/20 00:52, , 1F
噗哈哈哈...我笑了XD
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XD
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笑翻了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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我笑翻了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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XDD
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有笑有推~~XD
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好北七XDDDD
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好笑有推...哈哈
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我的天啊XDXDXD
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下次不要再讓諸葛走中路了...科科
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諸葛 中路
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XDDD
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哈哈..好笑
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中出 : 這張紅中，出了......
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你是良馬嗎? 良馬:對!
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哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD 接下來劉備該回啥? 兩人靜默..
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劉備:謝謝!!
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4.7c曹操下劉備馬超AR有品
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XD
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你是王小虎嗎? 小虎:隊! 你是火箭人嗎: 火箭:隊!
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XD
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Ａ：對！Ｂ：對！Ａ：對！Ｂ：對！……相對論…？
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哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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對嗎?
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XDDDDDDDDD
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推文超好笑 XD
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XD
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還有 87 則推文
還有 2 段內文
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笑到咳欶了
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太白爛了啦!!!哈
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XD
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笑到不行 用文字比joke板的漫畫還好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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本文跟推文都.....XD
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後勁好強 XD
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原文和推文都讓我笑了XDDDDDDDD
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沒記錯是vivi大的漫畫啊...經典之作...
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有人有那個漫畫的網址嗎@@?
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joke版1561篇 , Ishua 推文有寫
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孔明死於江中
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XD
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相對論超好笑!XD
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我笑出來啦～～哇哈哈～～
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真是強者
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哈哈合合合哈哈哈貫哈
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哈哈 XDDDDDDD
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※ biohappy:轉錄至看板 NTUF-96 11/21 23:34
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超超超超超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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肚子好痛.... XDDDDDD
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XDD
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相對論超好笑!XDDD
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推相對論
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XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD對對對~
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XDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑出聲
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XD
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該出師嗎?? 婊他!!
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