要狗狗聽話的方法...
我同事是一個年近五十歲的爸爸,脾氣有點暴躁
他的兒子在幾年前撿了隻流浪狗回家養
狗狗從此就認他兒子當主人
他兒子叫狗狗躺就躺,要狗狗坐就坐
有一天我同事跟他兒子還有狗狗在客廳裡
我同事心血來潮對狗狗喊:「躺下!」
只見狗狗一臉不屑的看著他動都不動
我同事於是加足馬力對狗狗大喊:「躺下躺下躺下!!!」
狗狗還是不甩他...
他兒子此時開口對狗狗說:「躺下。」
沒想到狗狗馬上就乖乖的躺下了...
我同事見狀火大了!他一家之主的地位竟然受到挑戰?!
他跑過去用力的把狗拖過來 硬要狗狗看著他
然後當著狗狗的面...
他對著他兒子大叫:「躺下!!」
兒子:(囧)摸摸鼻子很無奈的躺下...
狗狗:囧...(一臉大錯愕)
我同事則自以為戰勝狗狗的BOSS = 戰勝了狗狗而龍心大悅...
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