Re: 變態...

看板StupidClown作者 (CSIL)時間18年前 (2006/06/09 19:16), 編輯推噓61(61推 0噓 12→)
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恕刪 轉述我學妹的笨事 當時她在教室裡跟同學討論專題報告 學妹的手機響起來 一拿起來，對方盡是呻吟的氣聲 「妹子～你的小褲褲是什麼顏色的啊～恩～喔」 學妹不理他就掛上了 不到三十秒又響起，還是剛剛那個變態 「妹子～不要～不理人家嘛～告訴乖哥哥～什麼顏色的～啊～嗯」 學妹有點生氣，但還是不理他掛掉了 結果不到三十秒，手機又響 這次學妹忍不住了，一拿起來就是一句： 「告訴你啦，老娘穿的是迷彩加小藍莓的，怎樣，要摘一顆去吃是不是？」 結果...對方沈默三秒鐘之後說： 「ㄜ...學妹，我要跟你約後天送舊家聚的的時間.....」 結果後來在家聚上，學妹比要畢業的學姐還紅... -- 為什麼我這麼清楚？ 因為我是當事人啊XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 202.178.204.138
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XD
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XD 要摘一顆去吃是不是....
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XDDDDDDDDDD 好可憐
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD...比上一篇好笑
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我摘~
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XDDDDDDDDD
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你就是當事人是指你就是你學妹還是你就是打電話的變態
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樓上沒看懂 XD
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老實說...最後你摘去吃了齁~~~~
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你贏了 XDDDDD
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摘去吃！摘去吃！摘去吃！XDDDDDDDDDD
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其實你這當學長的 很想當乖哥哥摘妳學妹的小藍莓來吃 對吧?
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這篇笑點贏過上面...
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哈哈!!你贏了~
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XDDDDDDDDD贏了~
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學妹..讚
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XDDDDDD不推對不起自己啊XDDDDD
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XD
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你贏了~~~ XDDDDDDD
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你贏了~~~~98分
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你就順便承認你是30秒前的那個變態吧 XDDDDDDDDDD
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我不是打電話的那個啦，我是學長啦
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DXDXDXDXDXDXD
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你就順便承認你是30秒前的那個變態吧
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奇怪，手機應該可以看到電話號碼吧？
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好內褲
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好文(¯(∞)¯)
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笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDD(幸災樂禍囧>)～哈哈
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XDDDDDDD這樣約家聚啊..哈哈..
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要摘一顆去吃是不是？ XDDDDD
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摘一顆去吃 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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鹹濕...
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親戚多，能不能摘一籃回去？
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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學妹 很酷喔
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先承認你摘了小藍莓去吃了吧
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圖咧!
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