變態...
看板StupidClown作者cmvct723d (米蟲也不是很好當XD)時間18年前 (2006/06/09 18:58)推噓54(54推 0噓 9→)留言63則, 61人參與討論串1/2 (看更多)
某天晚上在看電視
客廳裡的電話突然響了起來
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
二姐衝過來接電話(想說他的電話比較多可能是找他的)
癡漢："嘻嘻嘻~~~小姐你聲音聽起來好淫蕩，你內褲穿什麼顏色阿??...嘿嘿嘿(淫笑)"
二姐聽到了以後很生氣，大叫一聲："變態!!!"馬上把電話掛掉
過沒30秒
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~
二姐又接起電話，又是那癡漢："別不好意思嘛~~告訴我你穿什麼顏色的..."
他火大地把電話掛掉....歇斯底里的罵道："又是那個變態...煩不煩阿OOXX~~"
老弟緩緩站起來走到電話邊
電話又響了!!!
拎拎拎拎~~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
老弟以迅雷不及掩耳的速度拿起話筒
搶先癡漢說："嘻嘻嘻嘻(淫笑X10秒)~~~我的內褲是..."
"喀嚓!!!嘟嘟嘟嘟~~~~"
老弟轉頭對我說....他掛我電話 冏
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