吃個宵夜也要被閃
吃宵夜的時候
後面的那對情侶邊吃邊打情罵俏著
好啦 其實我也不反對 可是有的場合是不太適合脫口而出某些言詞的...
女:昨天你都搶我被子
男:現在是夏天耶 沒被子蓋又不會冷死
女:可是你把冷氣開得很強啊
男:可是 雖然被子在我身上 但是我在你身上啊......
[此時腦中開始出現空白狀態....]
女:唉唷 不管啦 等一下再去買一條被子好了
男:幹麻一定要蓋被子 蓋我不好嗎??
女:有種你就來啊
男:種都在你身體裡面了啊....
[老天啊 我不過是肚子餓去吃個宵夜而已 為什麼要這樣懲罰我???]
女:那我等一下用可樂沖出來
男:不行 我的子弟兵怎麼可以尚未完成任務就敗退下來呢
女:唉唷 你很討厭耶
男:再說我討厭的話就槌下去喔
女:你不是早就垂下去了嗎???
[老闆..我要打包....順便外帶一隻可魯.........]
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那可能是在...
我吃到一半的時候 因為不小心噗嗤一聲笑出來
然後坐在我前面那桌的老伯
油亮油亮的後腦杓就掛著一條剛剛從我嘴裡發射出來的金針菇
全店的人都看到了
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