[耍笨] 喝醉的老爸
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老爸和友人出門吃飯,回到家裡時…
哈哈哈,阿祺你喝醉了啦。
偶才沒醉咧,醉的人是你。
︵▂︵ □▂□
◥▼◤ ◥▼◤
/爸╯ ╰客)
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哦哦,你們有養狗啊?叫什麼名字呀?
哦!伊叫歐點A啦~~~
汪嗚?
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▄ ◥▼◤ ◥▼◤
(◤ ╰爸> ╰客>
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哦~原來你叫歐點A,叔叔摸摸頭~
驚 ︵
▼ @ □▂□ >▂< 哈哈哈哈…
▄ ◥▼◤ ◥▼◤
(◤ 客> <爸>
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突然被不認識又滿身酒味的人摸,於是點點…
哇!!
安爪?
怒
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▄ ─ ◥■◤ ◥▼◤
(◤ ──  ̄客) <爸>
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後退
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阿祺,你家歐點A想咬我!
真的嗎!?
怒 ︶ ︶
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▄ ◥■◤ ◥■◤
(◤  ̄客> <爸>
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沒關係,我幫你報仇!
抓
!? ︵ ︶
▼ @ \▂/ □▂□
▄ ◥■◤ ◥︵◤
(◤ 爸> /客\
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咬回去!!!!
老爸快住手啊! 水啦!!
\囧/ 啊嗚~ ︵/ ︵ ︵
我 < ▼ ▼▼ □▂□
ˇ \ ▅ ▲▲ ◤ ◥▼◤
▇ 爸> ╰客╯
▇ ◢ /\ /ˇ
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The end
by raepopo
隔天
按!林北為啥滿嘴都是毛?
︶ ︶ ……
╯╰
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╰爸╯ 我
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╯╰ 桌子不是給你拿來翻的!
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◥█████◣ ★ █— 非常抱歉…
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────────────────────── 桌子的逆襲 ─by raepopo
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