Re: [耍笨] 幫連長買咖啡~

看板StupidClown作者 (Corvallis)時間18年前 (2006/04/10 16:41), 編輯推噓47(4705)
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看到這個標題不禁讓我想到我在成功嶺時候發生的事情(遠目) 當時的我是個剛考上大學的菜菜兵 話說 第一次上成功嶺很緊張 對於班長更是怕的不得了 ============= 事情的經過 ============ 結束了一天戰鬥營的生活 又是到了晚上可以打電話的時候了 正當我跟我同袍排隊等候電話時 突然機車的班長出現了 手中還拿著一碗泡麵 他看了看我 又看看排在我後面的同學 便把泡麵拿給我同學並說:" 拿去泡 " 然後就回寢室了 過了不久, 班長又從寢室走了出來, 眼中帶了一點殺氣問我:剛剛那個同學呢? 我答: 報告班長, 可能再找熱水吧 正當氣氛很僵的時候, 那個天兵回來了 班長劈頭就問: 泡麵呢? 天兵: 報告班長, 泡麵很好吃, 謝謝班長 然後, 他那天晚上夾了三小時的卵蛋 ============= 報告完畢 ============== -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 67.170.136.6

04/10 16:58, , 1F
案~~~~這個好笑~~
04/10 16:58, 1F

04/10 17:00, , 2F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超經典的低能兒啦 笑到飛起來
04/10 17:00, 2F

04/10 17:10, , 3F
超推啦 好好笑喔~~
04/10 17:10, 3F

04/10 17:14, , 4F
XDD
04/10 17:14, 4F

04/10 17:31, , 5F
好個天兵 笑到翻!! 給我用泡麵夾三小時的卵蛋!!
04/10 17:31, 5F

04/10 17:37, , 6F
再幫推一個 XDDDDDDDD
04/10 17:37, 6F

04/10 17:37, , 7F
給我用泡麵泡三小時的卵蛋!!
04/10 17:37, 7F

04/10 17:57, , 8F
夠天兵~~~
04/10 17:57, 8F

04/10 18:42, , 9F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈阿哈哈 哈
04/10 18:42, 9F

04/10 18:45, , 10F
夾卵蛋是什麼意思
04/10 18:45, 10F

04/10 18:48, , 11F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 18:48, 11F

04/10 18:49, , 12F
我也覺得拿去吃掉很正常阿 是班長沒講清楚
04/10 18:49, 12F

04/10 18:50, , 13F
夾卵蛋是立正站好的意思
04/10 18:50, 13F

04/10 18:50, , 14F
就是雙手貼緊立正站好咩 想像一下那時候卵蛋的狀況就對了
04/10 18:50, 14F

04/10 18:50, , 15F
我也想問 夾卵蛋是什麼意思 罰站嗎??
04/10 18:50, 15F

04/10 19:02, , 16F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 19:02, 16F

04/10 19:28, , 17F
XD
04/10 19:28, 17F

04/10 19:40, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 19:40, 18F

04/10 19:57, , 19F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 19:57, 19F

04/10 20:29, , 20F
報告班長, 泡麵很好吃, 謝謝班長
04/10 20:29, 20F

04/10 20:48, , 21F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 20:48, 21F

04/10 21:19, , 22F
哈哈 很可愛
04/10 21:19, 22F

04/10 21:34, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 21:34, 23F

04/10 21:45, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 21:45, 24F

04/10 21:53, , 25F
這篇有M的價值呀
04/10 21:53, 25F

04/10 22:05, , 26F
班長故意叼
04/10 22:05, 26F

04/10 22:15, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/10 22:15, 27F

04/10 22:40, , 28F
怎麼笨的這麼可愛?
04/10 22:40, 28F

04/10 22:56, , 29F
太天兵了XD
04/10 22:56, 29F

04/10 22:59, , 30F
差點就是你去夾卵蛋了.....XD
04/10 22:59, 30F

04/10 23:07, , 31F
嗚喔...好可憐@@~
04/10 23:07, 31F

04/10 23:36, , 32F
超好笑得 .....XD
04/10 23:36, 32F

04/11 00:48, , 33F
XD
04/11 00:48, 33F

04/11 01:17, , 34F
XDDDDDD 這小子不是普通人阿
04/11 01:17, 34F

04/11 01:29, , 35F
XD
04/11 01:29, 35F

04/11 01:51, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑
04/11 01:51, 36F

04/11 01:53, , 37F
XD
04/11 01:53, 37F

04/11 05:02, , 38F
XDD
04/11 05:02, 38F

04/11 08:32, , 39F
我也以為班長要給小兵泡麵吃耶~~
04/11 08:32, 39F

04/11 09:59, , 40F
推這個經典,還好我以前泡麵都不自己出麵,就算遇到天兵也沒
04/11 09:59, 40F

04/11 10:00, , 41F
損失
04/11 10:00, 41F

04/11 10:22, , 42F
為什麼當兵的男人都要這樣管來管去上司就要叫下屬用
04/11 10:22, 42F

04/11 10:22, , 43F
用無聊事,做的時候不覺得幼稚嗎
04/11 10:22, 43F

04/11 12:04, , 44F
真天兵
04/11 12:04, 44F

04/11 18:41, , 45F
跟買咖啡有什麼關係??
04/11 18:41, 45F
szczerbiak:轉錄至看板 FJU-ACCR94 04/11 18:53

04/12 02:11, , 46F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/12 02:11, 46F

04/12 20:51, , 47F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 22:30, , 48F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/12 22:30, 48F

04/14 01:42, , 49F
給carrie 那是要創造一種下對上的權威感~~還有上對才~
04/14 01:42, 49F

04/14 01:44, , 50F
上對下的優越感
04/14 01:44, 50F

04/16 18:26, , 51F
超可憐ㄉXD
04/16 18:26, 51F

04/21 02:40, , 52F
xD
04/21 02:40, 52F
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