[耍笨] 最近覺得睡覺有人在壓..胸口好悶

看板StupidClown作者 (學習是一種投資)時間18年前 (2006/04/05 15:10), 編輯推噓117(117推 0噓 12→)
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這是我同學發生的故事 我同學是個迷信的人!她時常會求神問卜,拿一些符紙來宿舍燒成符水喝掉 在去年12月左右,她覺得最近晚上睡覺常常感覺到胸口很悶 長時間下來,不管是精神上以及體力上都受到影響 偏偏他家也是那種迷信的人!她跟她家人講這種事以後 剛好她家最近廟有大拜拜 廟裡或者是每家神壇都會請乩童來請示一下神明 她對這些事情也相當的迷信!秉持著寧可信其有,不可信其無的態度去求解答 她就跟父母還有幾個住在家裡附近幾個愛湊熱鬧的鄰居阿桑 一起到廟裡去問! 以下就是她們的對話 同學: 請示一下神明(忘記什麼神,請見諒)最近我身體很差 感覺有被不乾淨的東西壓,睡覺的時候常常喘不過氣來!精神受到影響 希望大仙可以指點一下迷津,我要怎樣化解這個難關 乩童: 恩...你的問題很嚴重喔!我來幫你算算如何幫你度過難關 同學: 感謝神明指教 乩童: 恩... 恩... 恩... 恩... 摳連系!!哩ㄟ眠ㄆㄨㄟ修當阿!!!(妳的棉被太重了) 同學: 囧...... 聽到的同學無不哄堂大笑......Or2 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.105.52.220
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XD我笑了 有妙到的神明
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哈哈哈哈哈哈 原來如此啊
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囧
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乩童（神明）真中肯！
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中肯！
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中肯！
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哈哈哈哈哈 這個好笑XD
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哈哈哈 這個中肯 XD
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哪家的神明這麼中肯!!!!
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神明這麼中肯呀 實在太讚了 !!!
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看來這神明還真神阿
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真的是太神奇了 ... 珍妮花
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XDD
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真妙呀 XD
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摳連系!!哩ㄟ眠ㄆㄨㄟ修當阿!!!
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太中肯了呀～～～～～!!!!!
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媽啊，這真是不可思議的好笑啊 XD
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好中肯的神明啊 XDDD
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我一度以為這裡是joke板= =
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好妙的乩童阿XDDDDDD
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以為joke板+1 太中肯了呀~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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迷信過頭連神明都看不下去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDD 這篇可以M起來說.
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神明有靈驗喔 XD
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太神了
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我不爭氣的笑了..
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※ j31:轉錄至看板 marvel 04/06 09:08
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XDDDDDDDDDDD 好乩童！完全不亂騙人！
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XD
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哈哈哈哈.....害我在安靜的辦公室笑出來XD
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這家有靈 趕拜趕拜 <(_ _)>
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中肯!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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中肯!
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感謝神明指教 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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中肯! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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恩... 恩... 恩... 摳連系!!哩ㄟ眠ㄆㄨㄟ修當阿!!!
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太酷了!!
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中肯神明人人推
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天阿！真是太好笑了，怎麼可以這麼中肯
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XDDDDD 好乩童
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中肯 XDDD
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中肯！
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超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推推 ~
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有好笑到 = =
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※ MuYuuSou:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse96 04/08 01:26
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喝水中 看到這篇 害我水噴到螢幕啦...........
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※ aloser:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/09 01:07
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這家的神明好屌阿....
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感謝神明指教 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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神明好準喔...哈哈哈
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噗～室友在睡覺 憋笑憋的好累XDDD
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XD
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借轉,謝謝
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借轉...謝謝>////<
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喜歡這篇
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