剛在早餐店聽到的...

看板StupidClown作者 (sCuTum)時間18年前 (2006/04/03 09:51), 編輯推噓49(4908)
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時間就在剛剛我吃早餐的時候 發生的笨事 一位年約20的俏麗女子 用她纖纖細手 拿起了一個蔬菜三明治...並付了20元後 用美女慣用的輕盈步伐轉身離去的時候... 好心的老闆娘:小姐 你的小陽具忘了拿(指一旁被放在門口的一隻小陽傘) 我:冏 我朋友們:冏冏冏冏冏 受害者:冏(蔬菜三明治掉地上) 老闆娘:小姐 剛睡醒都忘東忘西的吼(親切又燦爛的神情) -- -- 老闆娘 我是有聽過雨具...陽具不是用在這邊的吧>///< -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.78.153

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這故事告訴我們 買早餐千萬不要帶小陽具...不不...是小陽傘
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這應該借轉sex版 XD
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funny~~~!!!
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我相信老闆娘說的不是傘.........
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雨天帶雨具 太陽天帶陽具嗎
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其實老闆娘昨天晚上.................
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老板娘真神人也,竟然把陽傘做成陽具…><
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笨店>應該是"一位年約20的俏麗男子"
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小姐 我的小陽具你忘了拿
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那個陽具是電動的還手動的?
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推太陽天帶陽具XDDDDDDDD
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笑到手軟了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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想必那位小姐囧到一個極至啊XDDDD
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小姐:ㄟ 我不是放在包包裡ㄇ
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我的貢丸湯呀…全在鍵盤上了…
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哈哈
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老闆娘還真強...自己完全都沒發現 囧rz
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XDDDDDDDDDD 老闆娘未免太寶了吧XDDD
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哈哈哈 老闆娘超西斯的~ XD
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陽具=> 洋傘+雨具 的簡稱
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她是故意的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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小姐是因為她的秘密被發現,三明治才會掉的!
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XD
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推XO
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超好笑的啦
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MayDayLove:轉錄至看板 yust92csie 04/06 13:37 shell922:轉錄至看板 sex 04/06 17:50

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Relid:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/07 23:40

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然後小姐開始翻包包裡面的東西,再次確認還在不在 XD
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小姐(低頭看腳邊..): 明明就還在OO裡
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