[耍笨] 原來可以這樣烙人

看板StupidClown作者 (我不是秋生)時間18年前 (2006/03/19 22:25), 編輯推噓166(168推 2噓 6→)
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這是從強者我同學那聽來的 是他一個學長朋友的故事 暫稱他朋友為A吧 話說這個A君，有一天晚上騎著車在外面 然後旁邊有一群台客 也騎著車 A君就看了一眼 好死不死的有一個眼尖的台客看到了 「幹，哩洗咧跨殺小?」 「挖謀跨啊」 「勾共謀?」 然後就一群人圍過來 此時A君講話了：「幹，謀哩洗要拓賭? 但咧，挖卡點威叫郎!」 眾台客：「哩叫啊，幹!」 A君就開始打電話... (良久良久) 遠方出現紅藍閃爍燈光配上警笛 台客：「幹，哩叫殺小來?!」 A君：「叫警察啊!」 然後那一群台客就被帶走了... 原來可以這樣烙人...下次得學著點= =+ 這樣就結束了? 不，還有後續呢~ 話說A君不久之後去做了海巡 好像是替代役之類的吧我也不清楚 然後在值勤的時候 好死不死 上次那一群台客又出現了 那群台客又眼尖的發現A君 遠遠的就喊說： 「幹，叮蓋丟系哩!!」 此時A君不慌不忙的講：「黑丟，丟洗襪」 然後舉起手上的M16：「安怎?」 眾台客：「謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼...」 -- 短暫的單戀 就跟打槍到一半家人開門進來的感覺一樣 不爽且無奈 http://spaces.msn.com/members/leo1229/ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.128.194.72
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拓賭是…？
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to 七樓：拓賭是幹架的意思
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ㄊㄨㄚˋ賭 抱歉啦 沒有這個音的字XD
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海巡有M16??
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差鬥啊 您北謀跨
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有好笑到....
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不錯...清流....
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推簽名檔 哈!
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海巡沒鎗吧？
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其實簽名檔也蠻好笑的XDDD
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海巡當然有M16怎麼會沒有，該不會大家只記得有狼狗吧　ＸＤ
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哈哈哈哈!!!好棒的烙人法!!!超聰明的!!
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好笑....讚啦
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哈哈
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哈！好笑！
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然後舉起手上的M16：「安怎?」 ＸＤ
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哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
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謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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嘴角不經意的上揚了^^
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「謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼...」XDDDDDDDD
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警察單位的是M16沒錯 65K2是國軍才有的
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海巡了不起...XD
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謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼... XDDDDDDDDD
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※ jt522:轉錄至看板 NDMC-M103 03/20 23:21
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粉庫捏~
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「謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼...」XDDDDDDDDDD
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M16是什麼啊
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好笑到爆炸… 通篇無贅字 將命運的糾葛表現入理…推!!
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多我一個還是爆...XD
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※ josch:轉錄至看板 TTU-I90B 03/21 20:34 ※ MuYuuSou:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse96 03/21 21:24
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烙警察 XDDDDDDDDD
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謀啦大A...怕幾咧招呼... XDD
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不過可信度有點不太高，那時候那些台客就可以打他了吧
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上次不是就有海巡被小混混打的很慘?
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07年6月4號一推
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真強者!!
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就算有槍應該不會配彈，否則出了事還得了。主官準被拔掉
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開第二槍就是實彈喔
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海巡現在拿的是65K2 2010
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嘿 丟 丟細襪 XD
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不會打中文逆
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這是要怎麼打中文==
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推台客XDDDDDD
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沒幾個部隊有M16吧...以為大家都沒當兵?
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