[耍笨] 老師的形象...
看板StupidClown作者dadadadadada (屁屁達NN   )時間18年前 (2006/03/14 09:55)推噓90(90推 0噓 7→)留言97則, 94人參與討論串1/1
這是同學在他板上po的一個文章 轉一下 哈哈
沒辦法阿 老師是社會既定的道德規範 當然要求也就特別多
老師也是人
老師在半路上會偷瞄身材好的短裙妹
在捷運上會想偷摸前面正妹的屁股
在電梯裡會想要放一個無聲的屁
在打球看到死小孩會想要一腳給他踹下去
在書店看到A書會不自覺的想要一直看下去
看到正媽彎下腰來撿東西會想要偷瞄他的大溝溝
老師也是人啊...慘就慘在說 老師是學生的榜樣...
說真的 學生也會學老師 是沒錯
不過頭髮又怎麼樣...學生都沒髮禁了難道老師要有嗎...(早知道就不剪頭髮 碼的)
充其量 就是要有所謂老師的"形象"...
哀...我才是真正身受其害的人...
請聽我娓娓道來...
話說這個禮拜...我都要去糖果文化節值班...
禮拜五 沒什麼人在 很閒 所以我就跟另外一個實習生講
我出去租書 順便問他要看啥米 也幫他租
他也說好了
我就出去租了...到了書店之後...
我就看阿看阿看阿看...一路看到了成人區...
於是乎 我就租了幾本A的...恩...大概20本吧...囧rz...
結帳的時候 老闆娘問我說
老闆娘:先...先生蹵촠這些都是您要租的嗎
我:當然...(得意貌)
老闆娘:好 那請問你有會員卡嗎...
我:不 我要壓證件
老闆娘:好...請稍後
您租的是 淫蕩的風水術師 我愛一根材 哥哥不要我還要 ...etc 這些是嗎 我:沒錯!!(得意貌)
老闆娘:一共是....
迷之聲音:媽 我肚子餓了...
老闆娘:早餐在桌上 自己去拿
我:喔喔 老闆娘 你兒子睡到現在才起床喔...
(搭搭搭搭搭 兒子下樓要去吃早餐 )
老闆娘的兒子:老師!
老闆娘:老師!??!?!?!?!?
我:囧....老師...現在寂寞阿...
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