Re: In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson

看板RedSox作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)時間19年前 (2006/08/21 18:19)推噓10(10推 0噓 11→)

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※ 引述《IronChef (Schadenfreude)》之銘言： : 標題: In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson : 時間: Mon Aug 21 16:20:26 2006 : : "I've had it with the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane." : : Are there snakes in the fucking bullpen? Or has Francona been bitten : bya snake that makes you stupid? : : Except we don't have snakes. We have: : : 1) Terry Francona : 2) Demarlo " Sveumitis" Hale : 3) Coco "Can't take to save his life" Crisp : 4) Javy "useless" Lopez : 5) Javy "even more useless" Lopez : Guess which one is left handed and can't find the strike zone. : 6) Julian Tavarez : 7) Josh "Ace of the Future" Beckett : 8) Matt "Mental Midget" Clement : 9) Mike "My arm is falling off yet I'm still talking shit" Timlin : 10) Mike "I'm dying in the second half" Lowell : 11) Mark "Slowest Skinny White Guy in Baseball" Loretta : 12) Jason "Jacked" Johnson : 13) Kyle "Kansas DFAed me" Snyder : 14) Doug "I'm going deep" Mirabelli : 15) Jason "Captain of Sinking Ship" Varitek : 16) Trot "Power outage" Nixon. Isn't somebody named Nixon supposed to be... : power-hungry? : 17) Wily Mo "I've started to swing at everything again" Pena : 18) Gabe "The Jew that's useless" Kapler : 19) Craig "We paid a signing bonus for THIS" Hansen : : And we've already gotten rid of Willie Harris AND Rudy Seanez : : Seriously, that, or 300 poisonous snakes? : : I'm going with the snakes. At least there were hot women on the plane! : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : -- : Seriously, you guys need to see Snakes on a Plane. It was the greatest piece of entertainment ever. : : It was the only thing that kept me from swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills : -- : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : -- : Players that don't need to burn in hell: : : Curt : Papelbon : Papi : Manny : Youkilis : Gonzalez : Cora : Wakefield : Delcarmen : : Hinske just got here, so yeah. : -- : : -- : ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) : ◆ From: 24.81.12.102 : 推 zooey:which Lopez is more useless? Javy or Javier? 08/21 16:24 : 推 RollingWave:Javier..at least Javy didn't cost a useful arm 08/21 16:28 : 推 RollingWave:David Riske havea 3.03 ERA in 35IP for the 08/21 16:39 : → RollingWave:other Sox... 08/21 16:39 : 推 IronChef:There are no snakes in the White Sox bullpen 08/21 16:40 : 推 tradewind:"Javier" is the comparative of "Javy", 08/21 16:40 : 推 Feiht:Javier....it's a comparative ....XD 08/21 16:36 : → tradewind:so he must be "more" useless. 08/21 16:41 : 推 RollingWave:does that mean other teams looking for relievers 08/21 16:48 : 推 Feiht:Haha! I'm with tradewind big*2 08/21 16:48 : → RollingWave:should quickly grab Rudy Seanez? XD 08/21 16:49 : 推 IronChef:He should be killed like the Snakes on the plane 08/21 16:50 : 推 Baudelaire:"Accepted" is awesome! 08/21 17:00 : 推 HoJinChang:17 is my fav, Start to swing at everything and cant 08/21 17:03 : → HoJinChang:field properly Pena,Heyyy..we got snake from Cincy 08/21 17:04 : 推 aloha888:why tavarez didnt have a middle name? 08/21 17:04 : 推 IronChef:You saw Accepted? Are you serious? 08/21 17:05 : → IronChef:It's got the guy from the Mac commercial!!!! 08/21 17:06 : → IronChef:I want to shank him in the fucking kidneys 08/21 17:06 : → IronChef:It DOES have Lewis Black, who is awesome 08/21 17:06 : 推 RollingWave:Lewis Black is the best comedian in the biz 08/21 17:11 : 推 Tmk:Brian Roberts比Loretta好多了, 對吧? ^^ 08/21 17:49 : 推 IronChef:Ah yes, bringing up old times 08/21 17:52 : → IronChef:When Brian Roberts had 2 goodmonths 08/21 17:52 : → IronChef:And just after Loretta came off a MVP seasony 08/21 17:53 : → IronChef:Well, MVP-esque season 08/21 17:53 : 推 Tmk:預測能力也是重要的能力唷~~加油相信你下次可以做的更好 08/21 17:54 : 推 IronChef:Actually, that discussion was never about prediction 08/21 18:01 : → IronChef:It was about who you wanted THEN for WBC 08/21 18:01 : → IronChef:I'm so glad after about 1.5 years, you still 08/21 18:02 : → IronChef:didn't understand what we were discussing 08/21 18:02 : → IronChef:Excellent 08/21 18:02 : 推 Tmk:我是沒留我那些文啦所以我也沒辦法反駁你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 18:02 : → Tmk:雖然你時在是有點活在自己的世界裡, 不過看到有這麼多 08/21 18:03 : → Tmk:信徒跟隨你我還是很佩服的^^ 08/21 18:04 : 推 IronChef:If I had my own World, you'd be dead 08/21 18:04 : → IronChef:Unfortunately, I can't have everything I want 08/21 18:05 : → IronChef:"You can't always get what you want... 08/21 18:05 : → IronChef:"You can't always get what you want... 08/21 18:06 : → IronChef:But if you try sometimes, you just might find... 08/21 18:06 : → IronChef:YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED!!! Oh baby, yeah!!!" 08/21 18:06 : → Tmk:阿彌佗佛..施主不可以這麼壞心啊 08/21 18:06 : 推 Levi:這樣子玩很爽嗎？ ╮(╯_╰)╭ 08/21 18:12 : 推 Tmk:我只是看到大明星Loretta被取怪怪的綽號很難過啊~~ 08/21 18:11 Ok, fine, I'll do it for you then: What does TMK stand for? The Motherload of Krap? The Mountain of Krap? Too Much Ketamine? Taiwanese Mouthcannon King? (Yeah, I madethat word up) Taiwanese Moron Klan? I got nothin' If my homies got some shit, I'd like to hear it -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 24.81.12.102

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