In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson

看板RedSox作者 (Schadenfreude)時間19年前 (2006/08/21 16:05), 編輯推噓23(23推 0噓 23→)
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"I've had it with the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane." Are there snakes in the fucking bullpen? Or has Francona been bitten bya snake that makes you stupid? Except we don't have snakes. We have: 1) Terry Francona 2) Demarlo " Sveumitis" Hale 3) Coco "Can't take to save his life" Crisp 4) Javy "useless" Lopez 5) Javy "even more useless" Lopez Guess which one is left handed and can't find the strike zone. 6) Julian Tavarez 7) Josh "Ace of the Future" Beckett 8) Matt "Mental Midget" Clement 9) Mike "My arm is falling off yet I'm still talking shit" Timlin 10) Mike "I'm dying in the second half" Lowell 11) Mark "Slowest Skinny White Guy in Baseball" Loretta 12) Jason "Jacked" Johnson 13) Kyle "Kansas DFAed me" Snyder 14) Doug "I'm going deep" Mirabelli 15) Jason "Captain of Sinking Ship" Varitek 16) Trot "Power outage" Nixon. Isn't somebody named Nixon supposed to be... power-hungry? 17) Wily Mo "I've started to swing at everything again" Pena 18) Gabe "The Jew that's useless" Kapler 19) Craig "We paid a signing bonus for THIS" Hansen And we've already gotten rid of Willie Harris AND Rudy Seanez Seriously, that, or 300 poisonous snakes? I'm going with the snakes. At least there were hot women on the plane! -- Seriously, you guys need to see Snakes on a Plane. It was the greatest piece of entertainment ever. It was the only thing that kept me from swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills -- -- Players that don't need to burn in hell: Curt Papelbon Papi Manny Youkilis Gonzalez Cora Wakefield Delcarmen Hinske just got here, so yeah. -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 24.81.12.102
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08/21 16:24, , 1F
which Lopez is more useless? Javy or Javier?
08/21 16:24, 1F
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08/21 16:28, , 2F
Javier..at least Javy didn't cost a useful arm
08/21 16:28, 2F
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08/21 16:39, , 3F
David Riske havea 3.03 ERA in 35IP for the
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08/21 16:39, , 4F
other Sox...
08/21 16:39, 4F
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08/21 16:40, , 5F
There are no snakes in the White Sox bullpen
08/21 16:40, 5F
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08/21 16:40, , 6F
"Javier" is the comparative of "Javy",
08/21 16:40, 6F
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08/21 16:36, , 7F
Javier....it's a comparative ....XD
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08/21 16:41, , 8F
so he must be "more" useless.
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08/21 16:48, , 9F
does that mean other teams looking for relievers
08/21 16:48, 9F
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08/21 16:48, , 10F
Haha! I'm with tradewind big*2
08/21 16:48, 10F
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08/21 16:49, , 11F
should quickly grab Rudy Seanez? XD
08/21 16:49, 11F
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08/21 16:50, , 12F
He should be killed like the Snakes on the plane
08/21 16:50, 12F
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08/21 17:00, , 13F
"Accepted" is awesome!
08/21 17:00, 13F
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08/21 17:03, , 14F
17 is my fav, Start to swing at everything and cant
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08/21 17:04, , 15F
field properly Pena,Heyyy..we got snake from Cincy
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08/21 17:04, , 16F
why tavarez didnt have a middle name?
08/21 17:04, 16F
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08/21 17:05, , 17F
You saw Accepted? Are you serious?
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08/21 17:06, , 18F
It's got the guy from the Mac commercial!!!!
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08/21 17:06, , 19F
I want to shank him in the fucking kidneys
08/21 17:06, 19F
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08/21 17:06, , 20F
It DOES have Lewis Black, who is awesome
08/21 17:06, 20F
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08/21 17:11, , 21F
Lewis Black is the best comedian in the biz
08/21 17:11, 21F
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08/21 17:49, , 22F
Brian Roberts比Loretta好多了, 對吧? ^^
08/21 17:49, 22F
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08/21 17:52, , 23F
Ah yes, bringing up old times
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08/21 17:52, , 24F
When Brian Roberts had 2 goodmonths
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08/21 17:53, , 25F
And just after Loretta came off a MVP seasony
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08/21 17:53, , 26F
Well, MVP-esque season
08/21 17:53, 26F
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08/21 17:54, , 27F
預測能力也是重要的能力唷~~加油 相信你下次可以做的更好
08/21 17:54, 27F
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08/21 18:01, , 28F
Actually, that discussion was never about prediction
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08/21 18:01, , 29F
It was about who you wanted THEN for WBC
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08/21 18:02, , 30F
I'm so glad after about 1.5 years, you still
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08/21 18:02, , 31F
didn't understand what we were discussing
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08/21 18:02, , 32F
Excellent
08/21 18:02, 32F
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08/21 18:02, , 33F
我是沒留我那些文啦 所以我也沒辦法反駁你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
08/21 18:02, 33F
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08/21 18:03, , 34F
雖然你時在是有點活在自己的世界裡, 不過看到有這麼多
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08/21 18:04, , 35F
信徒跟隨你 我還是很佩服的^^
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08/21 18:04, , 36F
If I had my own World, you'd be dead
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08/21 18:05, , 37F
Unfortunately, I can't have everything I want
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08/21 18:05, , 38F
"You can't always get what you want...
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08/21 18:06, , 39F
"You can't always get what you want...
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08/21 18:06, , 40F
But if you try sometimes, you just might find...
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08/21 18:06, , 41F
YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED!!! Oh baby, yeah!!!"
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08/21 18:06, , 42F
阿彌佗佛..施主不可以這麼壞心啊
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08/21 18:12, , 43F
這樣子玩很爽嗎？ ╮(╯_╰)╭
08/21 18:12, 43F
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08/21 18:11, , 44F
我只是看到大明星Loretta被取怪怪的綽號很難過啊~~
08/21 18:11, 44F
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08/22 10:59, , 45F
Well, it's just damn stupid.... :D
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08/22 11:00, , 46F
Lewis Black is annoyingly good..
08/22 11:00, 46F
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