[心得] 給菜鳥公務員們的忠告
首先我以98地特上榜學長的身分
恭喜各位學弟妹打敗眾多高手
加入公職新貴的行列
不管你是在補習班重考多年的學子
還是跟我一樣擁有顯赫資歷的職場老鳥
既然大家有幸齊聚一堂加入公務員的行列
以下有些建議給大家做參考:
1. 做人第一 做事其次
2. 辦公室老鳥 千萬不能得罪 不然怎麼死的都不知道
3. 小心時常對著你笑 笑到你心裡發寒的同事
4. 裝傻才是王道 努力求表現只會累死自己
5. 沒搞清楚狀況前 死都不蓋章
6. 飯不要亂吃 酒不要亂喝 跟廠商保持距離
7. 在鄉公所 鄉長就是神就是皇帝
8. 議員的關說不用鳥 該辦就辦 依法行政絕對拿你沒皮條
9. 地特屎缺一狗票 請繼續朝高考奮戰
最後
好好享受上榜的喜悅吧
當公務員真的很爽阿
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