Re: [請益] 目前可用的樂團歌曲
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Godspeed you black emperor! - Ok, I've got this idea for a new song.
It'll start out slow and quiet with violins and pretty sounds. Then
we'll start a tape of some guy ranting about urban decay. Then we'll
get faster and faster and louder and louder until we can't go any
faster. Then we'll get slow and pretty and it'll be over. Sound
good?
Tortoise - I like Miles Davis. Buy my 30 different remix records.
Stereolab - Marx Marx Marx. Give me money.
June of 44 - $hark$ And $ailor$! $HARK$ AND $AILOR$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!
Shipping News - Behold! The future of music: BOAT ROCK!!!
Rachel's - By making literary references I improve my music (and image).
Ruins - I'm Japanese. Observe my invented language.
Low - We're both Mormon. Let's be sad together. Who's the kid playing bass?
Labradford - I'm bored, let's get a bass player. (gets bass player)
I'm bored, let's get a sampler. (gets sampler) I'm bored, let's get a
string section. (gets string section) I'm bored, I'll start a side
project.
The Sea and Cake - Hellllooo, ladies...
Stars of the Lid - What?
Spacemen 3 - It's all about droning, droning, shooting smack,
droning, droning, praising the Sonics, droning droning. We'll let the
Vox organ go on for a bit.
TransAm - Hey! Who put that Rush in my Kraftwerk?!
Oval - My CD player is broken. Press record.
以下是其他我覺得比較好笑的:
Beck - Nerdish twerp turns millionaire pop icon.
Sex Pistols - We're old, and sometimes dead.
Wire - See Gang of 4.
Gang of 4 - See Wire.
Belle & sebastian - I love Nick Drake.
Nick Drake - I'm dead.
Cat Power - I'm one fucked up chick.
Smog - I'm one fucked up dude.
Royal Trux - We're two fucked up people.
Drag City Roster - We're all just fucked up.
Melt Banana - yip eep eep epp hi yip aiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Guitar Wolf - Lock n' Loll!
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - If we break things on
stage people won't notice Sonic Youth.
The Jesus Lizard - See Public Image Limited.
Public Image Limited - See Plastic Ono Band.
Sebadoh - Boy gets kicked out of hip band, writes many songs about
it. Boy gets dumped by girlfriend, writes many, many songs about it.
Boy gets married, moves to L.A. and has nothing to write songs about.
Guided By Voices - I am a heavy drinker who enjoys The Who. You are
fired. Now, a high kick.
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